"AAHHH FUCK I'm So Dead"

The spiked blonde spat as he paced around his acute sized apartment, with an weird combination of worry fear and realization plastered onto his whisker marked face. The 4th hokage's offspring Was totally shocked at his ignorance for being so oblivious to the fact that today was the day of some important meeting with the old hag.

He Shouldn't Have put off work

He Shouldn't Have Been So Easily Persuaded By His Friends

He Shouldn't Have Let Them Talk Him into staying up all night till 4 knowing his meeting was at 12:30

But He Did …

Shedding classic anime tears while getting dressed with impressive speed that would make his father jealous. All at the same time while trying his damn near hardest not to break down into full panic mode, naruto focused on choosing his words carefully as to how he was going to get out of his most recent fuck up. 'baa-chan is going to skin my ass for being so late!' the spiked blonde thought worriedly. Said ninja hastily slipped his last black sandal on, the blonde jinchuriki began looking in his hallway mirror checking out his appearance for confirmation if his attire was worthy of taking the beating he was bound to receive from the aged hokage. His chosen outfit of the day was composed of his trademark orange Capri pants, black sandals and a black shirt with a orange hood, sleeves and leaf symbol at the back.

'That's the last time I listen to those damn lazy bakas ever again, I swear to god if I get a beating ill make damn sure they get one to DATTEBAYO!' he thought while finishing brushing his teeth.

Satisfied with the image in the mirror, Konoha's #1 hyperactive ninja quickly rinsed his mouth out in his kitchen sink and left his apartment in a hurry. 'boy this is going to be a long fucking day' the spiked blonde thought as he closed the said apartment door.

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The konoha guard sat leaning in his chair sipping his tea while on duty just as he would any & every other Sunday.

The room was quiet small and to be honest very dull but he liked the scenery, he was never one for the long missions and anything related being in the field & preferred small jobs in the village like this one unlike most of his fellow leaf shinobi. Looking to his left in the small grimy dim litted building he saw tayuya uzumaki, the prisoner they had been keeping for about 2 and a half years now ever scince that uchiha kid had defected from the villlage. Over the years time had been good too her body, making her look more mature but even more beatiful. she still had long silky blood red hair the only difference was that she had somehow managed to learn how to keep it more tamed apposed to when she was only 14. She had two beatiful pools of chocolate as eyes and a more broad and mature body one would say that could easily rival sakura's or hinata's kunoichi like forms. It had been 2 and a half years scince she was assigned along with the rest of the sound four to escort that 'uchiha emo' to lord orochimaru's hideout for kami knows what. The whole thing ended up with her being found by a group of leaf shinobi two hours later after the fight with naruto & sasuke, and her being the only one out of the sound four to make it out alive being declared dead and imprisoned by the leaf until further notice ... fucking bastards.

she was currently lying on the small bunk in the dark single cell waiting out her sentence, and as far as she cared she would rot in the very place she lay before she would tell these leaf fuckers anything. Sitting up and shifting her feet off the bed onto the floor she gave a short sigh as a bright smile found a way onto her pale skin, today was the day she would escape this place. Ending her unuasually long sigh she took a few steps to the bars and placed her hand on them and began to put her plan into action.

"Well i'v been in this shit hole of a place for fucking eternity and you'v never spoken a word to me, mind telling me when the hell i'm getting out of this place you konoha trash!" she scoffed at the kind konoha guard

the man was unperturbed he glanced at her just as quick as he glanced back and returned to his cup of tea

"Well if you refuse to talk to me you could at least give me the luxury of having a cup of tea" the redhead protested

"no" the guard stated he was just here to do the job and get paid so he could go home to his wife and kids.

"please!?"

"no" he reapetted becoming mor irritated

"pretty please im really thirsty and it's kind of hot in here!?" she stated with an small pout tryingto look s cute as possible

"I Said NO Now Sit Back And Shut Up Or Ill Get The Baton And Make You!" he said fiercly

This was her cue to act unstable, tayuya began hitting the bars and yelling at the top of her voice hoping to lure the guard in on her trap. This did it for the cop he swiftly stood up from the chair he was leaning on succesfully knocking it down in the process as he stormed to the other side of the room for the cell key and his favorite metal baton making his way to the cell holding on of the last uzumaki menbers.

'BINGO!' the redhead thought excitedly, she had planned on this for months and it was now judgment day the day that would decide if she would be free or spend the rest of her life in the shit hole and she would be damned if it was was the latter. her thoughts were interupted by the sound of keys rattling. she quickly stepped in front of the door as his hands came up to the lock to unlock it, the guard was caught off guard as his prisoner grabbed his hands with an deathly grip in one hand as the other pulled his and pulled towards her.

BAAANG!

a small smirk came on to the foulmouthed redhead as she watched his body go limp and hit the floor quiet hard as a small pool of blood surfaced around his head. ducking down the petite redhead grabbed the cell keys as she quickly unlocked the door in a cocky manner. A over proud smile still on her faced as realization hit her that judgment has been decided...

she quickly fled out the small building while taking in the fact that after 2 whole years she was finnaly free.

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Right now it was 12:45 as naruto was hopping roof from roof trying to get to the hokage tower as soon as possible. Words couldn't express how nervous naruto had been feeling ever scince he had left his apartment, he just couldn't figure out what he would say to his 'baa-chan' after he promised he would be there for some important meeting.

(Flashback Of The Meeting)

It was currently saturday and naruto was taking a break sitting on a log drinking water at the old team 7 training grounds he would go to everyother saturday on his day off for some training grounds. His Clones were still going strong sparring with eachother & practising his new wind jutsu his sensei helped him with. His ears perked up at the sound of footsteps coming from behind him as he turne his head only to be have a curiouse expression come across his face t the suprised guest.

"baa-chan what are u doing here?!" he asked confused

"i can't come and see my old friends favorite student?!" she asked playfully looking up at his clones training

"i guess but you cou-" he was interupted as a familiar feeling found its way on his dome as the 5th hokages fist knocked against his head sending him flying into a nearby tree.

"OWWW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU OLD HAG?!" he asked enraged

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING THAT JUTSU UNDO THE CLONES NOW!" she spat back

he complied in fear of what was to happpen if he didn't "sorry if forgot wont happen again"

"Whatever i just came to tell you to meet me tommorow at the tower in my office we have a topic of importance to discuss just be there got it?!" she didn't even watit for a reply as she began walking off whispering under her breath "baka"

(End Of Flashback)

The spiked blond shivered at the though of what was to come from the busty hokage.

Naruto stoped in his tracks something catching his attention as he looked down an alleyway only to catch a glimpse of a streak red as quickly as it vanished.

'must be my imagination' the hokage-to-be said as he continued his treck to the hokage tower.