dean stared at cas with lust in his eyes and mouth. he unbuttoned castiel's pants and slid them down and his underwear too because thats what you have to do to access the member. his shaft sprang up.
dean put his open mouth near cas' love noodle. it was much like an actual noodle, thin and floppy and limp. it looked yummy like a noodle too. but only a single noodle. this isn't uncle ben's.
casteal made a throaty noise (much like he was throat singing) when dean took cas' love pump into his oral cavity. it was yummy like a noodle. dean thought it was so tasty that he bit off cas' length and swallowed it whole. cas no longer had his manhood. the end.