Out With Prussia
It was a cold winter day as Canada had the courage to walk up to Prussia and asked him asking on a date. Surprised, Prussia walked towards Canada and said
"Well your quite straightforward tonight birdie. Hehehe, you're so cute when you are assertive." "W-Well France told me that I-I should ask you..." Poor Canada was so
nervous. He had never asked anyone out on a date. But Prussia was so attractive; he had to give it a try. "So where do you wanna go?" "Wherever YOU want, birdie"
Prussia smirked, shooting Canada a loving look. "The restaurant you pick is sure to be awesome." Helping the Canadian with his coat, Prussia pecked him on the cheek.
Canada blushes immensely as they headed out to a restaurant. They see a Ruby Tuesdays nearby and decide to go there. "Do you think you'll like anything here? I-I don't
want you not to like any of the food..." Canada makes a cute face up at Prussia hoping he'd have a soothing answer. Prussia just chuckled at that. "Of course there'll be
something I like! I eat everything, birdie. Except for England's food; that'd just be suicide, which is not awesome." He adjusted Canada's scarf a bit for him as they hurried
through the chilled parking lot and into the restaurant. They get inside and are seated very quickly. The restaurant wasn't really packed so their waiter also got there fast.
Canada still shivered from the cold then looked up at the waiter."Today's specials are Sex on the Beach, and our new alcoholic drink called Let's Get Hitched." Prussia
blinked at the name. "Let's Get Hitched... What's in it?" "It's a new drink that the bartender created. It is a strong beverage that has Wurst Beer in it." the waiter informed
his costumers. Prussia's ears pricked when he heard "Wurst." "We'll take two," he said, smirking. Canada jumped a little" U-Uh, I don't think I should have beer Onii-
chan!" "Hmm? Why not, birdie?" Prussia rested an elbow on the table and propped his chin in his palm, looking at Canada with his bright red eyes. Canada chuckled then
made a nervous face "B-But I don't wanna get -gulp- ...D-Drunk..." Prussia could do anything to him if he was drunk he feared. Prussia made an incredulous face at that.
"Whaaaat? You DON'T wanna get drunk? Are you insane? That's, like, the whole point."Just as Canada feared, that's what Prussia would say. "B-But if I get Drunk y-you'll
take advantage of that!" Canada made a sad face and sat back in his chair. Now it was Prussia's turn to make a sad face. "Whaaat? Birdie, you actually think I'd hurt you
or take advantage of you? I love you, and you know that. I just think seeing you drunk would be insanely cute." Prussia brushed a strand of hair from Canada's forehead.
"Ok, so please bring us the drinks," Prussia said to the waiter. "Coming right up sir." The waiter walked away to get the drinks for Prussia and Canada. "I'm s-sorry I'd
think that Onii-chan...It just seemed like something you might do" Canada continued to make a sad face. "When he brings back the drinks...I-I'll drink it…."Prussia looked
a bit worried now."Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, you don't have to, birdie." Although, he had really wanted him to since Prussia had never seen Canada drunk.
"NO! NO EH! I'LL DRINK IT! I WILL!" Canada decided he would do it for Prussia. The waiter walked back with the two beers. "I am sorry for the wait. We had difficulty find
the beer. Please enjoy the Let's Get Hitched." Prussia chuckled a bit. "Awww, Mattie... that's so sweet, but honestly, don't push yourself."Canada looks at the beer with
fear. He wraps his cold hands around the beer cup and began to drink. "…It's...It's good..." Canada smiled cheerfully. Before he knew it, he had drunk the whole cup.
Prussia noticed the fear in his lover's eyes as he first looked into the drink, but he obviously overcame his fear quickly. "Whoa there, birdie. Don't drink it too fast..." The
waiter then asked "have you decided on what you would like to eat?" Prussia nodded. "I think so. What about you, Mattie?" Canada begins to sound drunk. "-hic- M-M-
Maple...ha-ha" His head hits the table with a thud. Prussia raised an eyebrow. "Uh... yeah, you're not god, but you're certainly drunk..." He turned to the waiter. "Yeah,
can we order the bratwurst and a stack of pancakes to go? This one needs to get home." Prussia eyed his small lover. "Ok course sir" The waiter walked away to fill the
order. Canada scratches his head then lifts it up and looks at Prussia "W-Why...Did you d-do that silly! -hic-" Canada begins to touch Prussia head weirdly " ...b-by the
way ...-hick- I-I...L-love maple syrup..." Prussia gives Canada an odd look as Canada begins to sing "O-OH CANADA! OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND!" Prussia gave him a
weird look. "Yeah, so you're a little scary when you're drunk..." He shivered as Canada's fingers trailed along his jawbone. "OKAY you really need to stop singing now!"
Canada continues singing very loudly getting lots stares "T-TRUE PATRIOT LOVE! IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND!" As he also hics and giggles. The manager walks over to
the table and says "I'm sorry sir but your friend is being too loud. Here is your food, now please leave." Prussia glared at the manager. "Hey, WHAT THE HELL MAN.
You're the one who serve us the drinks before the food, fucker! What are you doing yelling at MY LOVER instead of owning up to your mistake? YOU'RE SO FUCKING
UNAWESOME." Canada just giggles "Yeah you Stupid M-Manager person he he" Makes a fart sound with mouth. "I was not yelling sir, but please leave before I call
security." The manager calmly spoke. Prussia looked shocked at his lover's use of foul language. It wasn't that Prussia was offended by it. It was that Canada was usually
such a quiet, polite, and soft spoken person. "U-um, birdie, let's get out of here! Y-you're quite an interesting drunk..." Two men who seemed quite muscular walked over
to the table. "What did you call me?" one of the men said while they cracked their hands. "He he~ I-I called you a Fuck-" Canada's mouth is covered by Prussia hand
immediately. "Please leave before I have to use force" The security guard said. "Y-yeah, birdie! Time to go! OK, THANKS BYE!" Prussia awkwardly sidled out of the
restaurant, one hand wrapped around Canada's waist and the other covering his mouth. Muffled by Prussia's hand "LEMME GO! MAPLE SYRUP! HOCKEY! POLAR BEARS!"
Canada was going crazy just from one beer. Prussia dragged Canada over to their car. "OKAY so someone has a SERIOUSLY LOW alcohol tolerance!" Canada kept giggling
"He he he~ ONII-CHAN! I LIKE BEER!" "What happened to being scared of it? Hun, we need to get you to bed... You're gonna have one killer hangover in the morning..."
Prussia shook his head. "BEER MAPLE HOCKEY SYRUP SARAH PALIN! He he he he he" Canada yelled out. What happened to Canada thought Prussia?"S-Sarah Palin...?"
Prussia just shook his head. "I don't know what to do with you... Does America know you're this insane when you're drunk?" Canada shook his head while giggling "-hic-
He he~ he likes to get me drunk so -hick w-when he's bored, -hic- he he, he can laugh..." Prussia pursed his lips. "That's kinda mean and unawesome..." " I KNOW R-
RIGHT! I LOVE YOU ONII-CHAN! He he." Canada can't even stay still in the car seat. "W-Who Am I ? C-Canada?" Prussia deadpanned. "What have I done?" He gently
tried to push his lover off of him as he attempted to drive the car. Canada put his hands on the wheel. "I WANNA DRIVE! He he.""HELL NO, BIRDIE. What are you
thinking?" Prussia again tried to push him off. "I will stop this car if you don't chill out!" Canada pulled back then burst into tears. "WAAAAHHH! YOU DON'T WANT ME TO
DRIVE! I HATE YOU ONII-CHAN!" "WHAAAT? OF COURSE I don't want you to drive! You're drunk off your ass! WHY ARE YOU CRYINGGG?" Prussia began to look panicky.
Canada continued crying out of being drunk. "I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M CRYING! WAAAH! You're so mean." "H-how am I mean, birdie?" Prussia pulled the car to the side of
the road and put a hand to the drunken Canadian's cheek. "Calm down, love." Canada sniffled a little. "-hic- Ok..." Canada suddenly fell asleep. Prussia jumped slightly.
"U-um... birdie? He's out like a light..."