Me: Yay! My 1st story!
Fang: (sarcastically) Cool.
Me: (sticks tong out at him)
Iggy: Are you forgetting something?
Me: Nope!
Fang/Iggy: She doesn't own Maximum Ride.
Me: (pouts)
Me: Hey! Cut it out!
Fang: Why are people bombing your school?
Me: 'Cause they couldn't wait 'till sat. Stupid Nazi's.
Fang:? _
Me: Hi! I'm Skittles!
Mreader1: HI! I like to eat Skittles!
Fang: You like to eat your friend!(starts to hyperventilate & back slowly away panicked)
Me & mreader1: ? (cackle evilly & skip away singing the Dugong song) AN: It's really a song. Look it up.
Mreader1: (pushes me & Fang together to make us kiss)
Me & Fang: (get up & stare at mreader1 screaming like an idiot & running away) I'm gonna kill her.
Fang: You people are insane & retarded.
Us: Thank you!
Fang: But…But… You kidnapped Iggy! And me!
Mreader1: So?
Fang: Iggy is half starved & you made Boredom & me have a fake out-make out!
Iggy: (taps Fang on the shoulder) This is "normal" for them.
Us: (smile evilly)
Fang & Iggy: Run!
So that's my 1st story!
R&R?