Title: Tala Redefined

Authoress: WolfsDarkPhoenix

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BEYBLADE ITSELF OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS YOU SEE IN THIS FIC THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BEYBLADE; I WILL LET YOU KNOW IF THEY ARE MY CHARACTERS.

Summary: Why is it always Kai that gets turned into a girl and gets pregnant? Well in this fic someone gets turned into a girl and gets pregnant but it isn't Kai! Lets see what happens when Tala gets turned into a girl and ends up getting pregnant! Whos the father does anybody know? R&R to find out.

A/N: Hello, this is my second fic and I hope you all enjoy it, all reviews welcome! I use flames to help the story and then afterwards I stick them all in a closet for when I go camping for they really come in handy with the fire!

Chapter 1: Careful what you wish for or what you wish for others!

"Blah" talking

'Blah' thinking

Blah talking in another language(mainly russian)

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Just recently the Bladebreakers had helped the Blitzkrieg boys out with putting Boris and Voltaire behind bars, and what was really funny was that they were only there because the were caught driving a stolen car, hn wonder how that happened. Now they were all friends maybe not best friends but they could look and talk to each other with out glares and obscene words being spoken.

The Bladebreakers and the Blitzkrieg boys were all at the mall, sitting and talking well at least Kenny and Hilary were and Kai was just his silent self. The others being all boys were making fun at all the people who went by mainly the girls. Hilary was partly listening to them, every know and then she would hear rude comments like "Does that waddle come with a quack" or "Can someone please give this woman a sign and a beeper for when shes backing up" (not that they were very good, they still needed some practice.) she was really getting tired of it.

"Guys, you really should stop it thats very rude" she finally somewhat yelled at them. They just looked at her and laughed like she was joking, and went back to what the were doing ignoring every word she said. Finally everyone was tired of it except Tala, he kept them coming though I mind he was the worst at it but everything he said was still somewhat rude to the person. Hilary had had enough of this.

"Tala, I wish you could get turned into a girl just so some boy could make a rude statement at you! then you would know how it feels, its not all the nice!" Hilary was fuming she got up from the table and left without another word.

"Hah, like that would ever happen me being a stupid defenseless girl, oh I broke a nail someone call the police" he said the last part in a girlish voice. They all laughed at that and decided that it was time to leave. Both Rei and Max had to go pick their little sisters up from day camp(A/N: This is the only time the little sisters will make an entrance in the story) and the Blitzkrieg boys and Kai had to go and get ready for the flight back to Russia. Kai had to go and fix his grandfathers mess and straighten out paper work and all that fun crap.

At the airport

Everyone was saying their farewells to each other, especially Kai, well at least everyone was saying goodbye to him. They had gotten on the plane just in time before they had to take off. They were all seated Kai next to Tala, Spencer next to Ian and Brian next to a lady with a screaming baby. What a long flight this was going to be.

After twenty two hours(A/N: I don't know how long it would really take) on an very uncomfortable airplane, they finally landed in Moscow.

Oh land sweet land and home Brian looked like he was about to cry.

Wow, that baby must have really screwed with him Ian said trying not to laugh as he watched Brian kneel on the ground about to kiss it. When Tala went and whacked him in the back of the head.

Ow, what was that for! Brian said rubbing the back of his head.

Because your an idiot, you do not kiss the airport parking lot where people have stepped and spit Tala walked off and Brian started to blush a little bit. The taxi ride to the hotel that they were currently staying in until the got an apartment was very uneventfull. Kai had, had a limo come and pick him to take him back to his grandfathers house and said that he would come and get them for dinner. After they arrived at the hotel and got settled in, it was still very boring to them so they decided to play truth or dare. Brian went first.

Okay Tala truth or dare Tala thought for a moment.

Dare Tala said. Brian had to think for a moment on what to make his captain do then it come to him and he smiled evilly.

I dare you to go and flirt with the janitor Brian smiled at his dare, everyone else knew he wasn't very good at this game. The game did go on for a while, they made each other do the stupidest things such as, drinking toilet water, sticking a fork in the microwave, and eating toothpaste. Finally the phone rang.

Okay you guys ready for dinner? Kai's voice at the other end of the phone and they were.

(A/N: Okay I am not going to go through dinner why cuz its boring and has no significance to the story what so ever)

After dinner they all came through the door, all ready to just go to bed, none of them had slept on the plane or since they had gotten to Moscow. So they all said their goodnights and went off to their seperate rooms.

'God, I feel really weird must be that Borsch I ate it didn't taste right' Tala got into his black boxers and muscle shirt and finally drifted off to sleep unknown to him that it wasn't the Borsch. Tala opened his eyes and blinked a couple of times and read his clock nine o'clock am. He decided to get up and go see if anybody else was up. He walked into the living room where he was kind of surprised to see everyone else awake already.

Hey guys whats up Tala said his voice sounding funny. The rest of them turned around to look at Tala, what they saw made their jaws drop. Tala looked at them funny 'what is it did i say something is my hair that messed up' he went to go look in the mirror. He looked in the mirror and what he saw made him scream really loud he didn't even know he could scream that loud. The rest of the guys had come running into Tala's room, he turned around to look at them.

I'm, I'm a girl and he fainted.

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Okay sorry I know that this chapter was very bad but I am trying to make it some what funny I am finding that it is very hard. Well if your reading this thank you and pleazz review. Hope you liked it! Until next time!

Mentally Unstable,

WolfsDarkPhoenix