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The Twelve Days of Christmas - DC Style
[Enter in one a girl with creamy white skin and jet black hair]
Ebony Dent: Hello all, my name's Ebony Dent. Those of you who know me as a DC Comics original character who's been lingering because the writer's a butt monkey who doesn't know what's he doing. As he is preparing to work on some other Christmas related stories, he's decided to put this together to keep the rest of you busy. Beside me are his Marvel Comics OC Ginger Anderson..."
[Cut to a fair-skinned girl with long brown hair and matching brown eyes]
Ginger: Hey.
Ebony: Harry Potter/Sailor Moon OCs Gold Shawson...
[Cut to a dark-skinned girl with wavy black hair and golden brown eyes]
Gold: Hi!
Ebony: And Nicole de Laurette.
[Cut to a girl with snow white hair and skin, and crystal blue eyes]
Nicole: Happy Christmas.
Ebony: And Fear Street OCs Celia Cortez...
[Cut to an amazonian-like girl with blonde hair and bangs covering her forehead and Power Girl-sized boobs]
Celia: Can we just get this over with?
[Cut to a full-figured girl with wavy red hair down to her shoulders]
Ebony: Isn't she a little happy pants? And finally Anaxandra Fier.
Anaxandra: Merry Christmas.
Ebony: Normally there are eight of us, but Michelle and Andromeda don't celebrate Christmas so it would be rude of us to make them be here. Shall we begin?
...
RECORDING.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Ebony: Lian Harper back from the dead!
Celia: Oh get off your friggin soap box already.
Ginger: She will when the pot stops calling the kettle black.
Celia: Hmph.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
Gold: Hey what does it mean to romp?
Nicole: You don't want to know.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Celia: Three separate Legions...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
Celia: Hey aren't there, like, six Legions?
Ebony: Shut up.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nicole: Four Birds of Prey...
Celia: Three separate Legions...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
Nicole: Okay now which birds are that?
Ebony: Oracle, Lady Blackhawk, Huntress, and Dove.
Gold: Why isn't Black Canary there?
Ginger: She's a skank.
Anaxandra: Language! Aren't kids reading this?
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Ginger: FIVE... ORANGE... RIIIINGS!
Celia: Aren't those supposed to be gold rings?
Ginger: I like orange.
Ebony: We're screwed if Larfleeze is reading this.
Anaxandra: Lard who?
Ebony: Never mind.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Anaxandra: Six Leaguers leaping...
Celia: Over a bridge.
Ginger: FIVE... ORANGE... RIIIINGS!
Nicole: Four Birds of Prey...
Celia: Three separate Legions...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
Ebony: Okay we're half-done.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Ebony: Seven Sirens stealing... (my heart)
Celia: Skank.
Anaxandra: Celia...
Celia: Alright, I'll watch the language.
Anaxandra: Six Leaguers leaping...
Ginger: FIVE... ORANGE... RIIIINGS!
Nicole: Four Birds of Prey...
Celia: Three separate Legions...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
On the eight day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Celia: Eight Amazons attacking... hey you guys realize this one is too long?
Ginger: The writer's a hack.
Ebony: Seven Sirens stealing...
Anaxandra: Six Leaguers leaping...
Ginger: FIVE... ORANGE... RIIIIINGS!
Nicole: Four Birds of Prey...
Celia: Three separate Legions...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Ginger: Nine hypertimelines... and for some reason they're all Batman in Victorian London.
Celia: So much for variety.
Celia: Eight Amazons attacking...
Ebony: Seven Sirens stealing...
Anaxandra: Six Leaguers leaping...
Ginger: FIVE... ORANGE... RIIIINGS!
Nicole: Four Birds of Prey...
Celia: Three separate Legions...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Gold: Ten Titans reviving... Tempest, Joker's Daughter, Anima, Danny Chase, Kid Devil, Kole, Lilith Clay, Marvin, Pantha, and Baby Wildebeest, yay!
Ginger: Nine hypertimelines...
Celia: Eight Amazons attacking...
Ebony: Seven Sirens stealikng...
Anaxandra: Six Leaguers leaping...
Ginger: FIVE... ORANGE... RIIIINGS!
Nicole: Four Birds of Prey...
Celia: Three separate Legions...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
Ginger: Are we done? My throat's bleeding.
Ebony: Almost.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nicole: Eleven elementals... okay we got Firestorm, Naiad, Swamp Thing, Black Orchid, Black Condor, Aquamaria, Tefe Holland, Fire, Ice, Static, and Brother Power the Geek?
Gold: Ten Titans reviving...
Ginger: Nine hypertimelines...
Celia: Eight Amazons attacking...
Ebony: Seven sirens stealing...
Anaxandra: Six Leaguers leaping...
Ginger: FIVE... ORANGE... RIIIINGS!
Nicole: Four Birds of Prey...
Celia: Three separate Legions...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
Celia: Is this it? We done?
Ginger: This is the last verse.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Anaxandra: Twelve mutliverses... one for every month of the year?
Celia: Oh for the love of God.
Ebony: Whatever, let's just end this.
Nicole: Eleven elementals...
Gold: Ten Titans reviving...
Ginger: Nine hypertimelines...
Celia: Eight Amazons attacking...
Ebony: Seven Sirens stealing...
Anaxandra: Six Leaguers leaping...
Ginger: FIVE... ORANGE... RIIIINGS!
Nicole: Four Birds of Prey...
Celia: Three separate Legions...
Gold: Two Robins romping...
Ebony: And Lian Harper back from the dead!
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