Quistis on a drunken rampage part 2
Quistis came back into Selphie's room and sat on the bed
Rinoa: we all gotta tell ya something about you being pregnant
Zell: the truth is a few weeks ago you went on a drunken rampage
Around garden raping all the males
Quistis sat in silence for a few seconds
Quistis: oh my! I really did that?
Irvine: every guy including me, Zell and Squall
Quistis fainted in disbelief
Rinoa: I don't think she took that to well
Zell: looks like Rinoa's recovered from that knock on the head
Squall: we got more important things to worry about like who the
Hell is the father!
Quistis woke up a few minutes later after Rinoa threw a glass of water over her head. Quistis jumped up
Rinoa: please don't hit me again! I'm sorry
Quistis: what the bloody hell are you no about, but if ya want me to hit
You
Rinoa jumped back and hid behind Squall
Squall: look the problem is that the father could be anybody
Quistis: what? How many people did I do it with?
They all looked at each other and Rinoa started to count with her fingers
Rinoa: well, there's Squall, Zell, Irvine, Nida………..
3 Hours later Rinoa finishes counting and the others wake up
Selphie: so whadda we do?
Rinoa: I gotta cool idea we could wait tell it's born then compare it to all
The men and see who it looks most like!
They all ignored Rinoa's stupid idea and begin thinking
Quistis: there's really only one way to find out
Squall: what's that?
Quistis: a blood test!
Irvine: I have a much better idea!
Irvine jumped up rather pleased with himself
Irvine: I reckon we should pay a visit to that Odine man in Esthar
With all that technology he's bound to be able to find out!
They all decided that maybe Irvine's idea might work so they headed to Esthar.
Odine's invention
They all sat impatiently in Odine's lab waiting for him to arrive back from a party
Zell: Odine never seemed like a party guy to me
Man: he's not but we all gotta make a livin ain't we
Rinoa: what does he do?
Man: he's an entertainer in other words he's a clown in his spare
Time
They all started laughing even Squall laughed at this
Selphie: you gotta admit with that out-fit he'll make a cool clown
Odine entered the room and they all stopped laughing
Odine: it is ze SeeDs from Balamb, welcome what can I do for you?
Quistis: I'm pregnant
Odine: mid-wife iz not my area
Zell: no but clowns are!
Selphie elbowed Zell in the stomach
Odine: vat did you say?
Zell: ouhhhhh, nothing I said nothing
Squall: the problem is Quistis is pregnant and we thought you
Might be able to find out who the father is
Odine rubbed his chin while the others continued to explain the details
Odine: ze solution is simple I happen to have thiz machine
Rinoa: what does it do?
Odine: ze simply send somebody back in time to the second of the
Conception. Ze identity of ze father iz then revealed
Rinoa: how does this work?
They all glanced at Rinoa evilly as they knew they were in for a very long lecture
2 hour later Odine was ready to send someone back in time
Quistis: I would like Squall to go back
Rinoa: yeah and I bet you want him to be the father
Quistis: what was that bitch? !
Quistis stood up and slapped Rinoa
Quistis: Bitch!
Rinoa slapped Quistis back
Rinoa: cow!
Squall separated the two girls and got scratched so bad he was unable to travel back in time
Irvine: I think I should go because seeing the sight of too people having
Sex could disturb you all
Selphie: you perv the only reason you want to go is coz you get
Thrills outta it!!. Our go!!
Odine: I turn ze machine on and you vill be there for about 3 minutes
Odine turned the machine on and Selphie was transported back in time she landed on the floor
Selphie: wow where am I?
Selphie searched the room with her eyes when she saw two figures on the bed
Selphie: Xu!!!
Quistis: oh it's you!
Selphie: Xu you're a man?
Xu: yes my real names George I just dress up as Xu!
Selphie: why?
Xu: for the last few years I've been on the run from a mad
Psycho killer he'll never find me this way
Quistis: yes George and me have been seeing each other or the last 3 months
Suddenly Selphie was transported back to Odine's lab
Zell: who is it who is it?!
Selphie: Xu!
Squall: you serious she's a she!
Selphie: I think Quistis should explain
They all looked at Quistis and gave her a funny look
Rinoa: come on I gotta hear this
Quistis: Xu is really a man call George he dresses as a women coz a mad
Killers after him we've been going out for a few months now
Squall: thank god I ain't the father
Quistis: I must have gone into his room drunk then got pregnant
The problem was sorted out thing started to go back to normal at garden after that. Xu told his true identity and was killed by the mad killer (will Quistis ever find someone) Quistis never drank again as she knew what could happen.
THE END
I dunno what you reckon about this it was my first fanfic I just hope it weren't to crap!
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