Don't Shoot!
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!" Winry squealed...more like SHRIEKED.
Riza Hawkeye kicks the hospital door down whist she wields her gun.
She shoots at Winry who is currently bedridden, who in turn barely dodges it.
"DON'T SHOOT ME, I'M PREGNANT!!!" Winry once again...shrieked.
Riza does a 180 degree turn toward Roy who has just shat his pants. Yes, he is that scared.
She shoots at him also, while he pulls himself out of shock and dodges at the last minute.
"I DIDN'T TOUCH HER, FULLMETAL DID!" Roy shouted as loud as possible.
Riza turned toward her final target who was in pure shock and paralyzed.
She shot her last bullet aimed at his thigh. She decided to spare him his genitals...this time.
The bullet hit the target in slow motion.
"OW! SON OF A BITCH!! FUCK!!!!!" Ed screamed bloody murder.
He started rolling on the floor clutching his bleeding leg.
He cursed all the while, very colorfully I might add.
Riza left her dreamworld and surveyed the carnage...if you could call it that.
She put away her gun and stood stoic.
She finally commented on the scene before her.
"Well, at least we're already in a hospital." She joked.
Ed kept cursing while everyone else acted like stone statues, afraid to move.
Riza blinked at the lack of movement and left, while the rest breathed a sigh of relief.
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I was hyper when I wrote this, also random. I'm random anyway....so yeah.
I just thought this up, so it was original. It actually came from another story I'm writing.
By the way, It's not on here so don't look for it. The idea was funny in and of itself really.
I mean, Riza randomly shooting her gun at passersby is funny...right? RIGHT?!
Enough of me rambling anyway. Please read and review this parody; note: NOT to be taken literally, people! Which means, please don't flame me! It's meant to be taken as a joke. Bye!
~Keiko-chan3