"RAAHHH! I'm so fucking angry because I'm like gay for Sasuke or summit!" Naruto screamed.
He then turned into like a badger or summit with like ten tails? Ten tails? Probably ten tails and he like continued to be angry because no-one had calmed him down. He kept being angry until he was angry no more, because after awhile you just kinda calm down don't yah? I mean it's impossible to be that angry for that long just coz you're a bit gay for someone.
Orochimaru and Zabuza were also there for good measure.
The end