Hello, Yuri Marselia Cordelia Ebony Blue! You are receiving this letter because your creator, Anne White, has opted to begin a program to make you better than ever before!

You are welcome to join Elianora's Mary and Gary Sue and Stu Rehabilitation Center (MGSR for short)! This is where you will be taught several standard Academy subjects, as well as having your creators trained to make you brighter and better original characters!

Here at MGSR, we strive to help you and your worlds become more detailed, ironing out holes and wrinkles in the plots and overall, making your audience love you even more!

Our curriculum covers a vast variety of subjects for students grades 6-12! We also offer a variety of clubs and extra activities outside of the regular school day, such as tennis, track, swimming, horseback riding, and golf!

As your creator has chosen to attend this Academy along with you, your possessions and other necessities have already been moved to a special dormitory, where you will be spending your time out of class and club.

Thank you for taking the time to read this letter! A Chauffeur will be with you soon to escort you to the school premises.

-Castiel Black, Headmaster of MGSR

Yuri's eyes narrowed ever-so-slightly as she read the contents of the letter. This person, this Castiel, was calling her a Mary Sue! Her of all people!

Sure, she had waist length platinum-blonde hair, flawless porcelain skin, doe-like blue eyes, rosy red lips, a tiny waist and a double d rack, but that didn't mean...that didn't mean she was a...a Mary Sue!

Her pale face turned a bright red color in anger, and she huffed.

"I am a great character! I killed Voldemort, tortured Umbridge, and saved Harry Potter, all by myself!"

"Ah, but that's where you are wrong," said a deep voice. It send chills down her spine and instantly, she was jumping up, panic rushing through her body. Someone had snuck up on her?! But how?! She was part cat, and could hear people coming from almost a mile away!

"W-Who are you?!" She stammered, her entire body quaking with fear. Fear, such a funny thing. She hadn't felt it ever before, never. She couldn't remember this terrible sensation creeping through her body, making her so unsure of herself, unsure of what was going to happen. Ordinary characters felt like this a lot, or so she had heard, but she wasn't ordinary! She was amazing! How could anyone survive feeling like this so often?!

"No one important," the voice answered. Yuri whirled around to find the source, a tall, intimidating sort of man, cloaked in black, with bright red eyes. She frowned, slowly calming down. If it weren't for the bright red eyes, she would have assumed he was a Dementor, or, perhaps, Voldemort in disguise. But he wasn't. The man laughed, making her tense up again, a small bead of cold sweat running down the back of her neck.

"I'm your Chauffeur. Here to take you to MGSR. Don't you see the car?" The man motioned to a slim red Camaro, with the letters MGSR student transportation printed on the side. Yuri's nose scrunched up.

"You're taking me to school in a nice car? That's a surprise." The man narrowed his eyes at her but said nothing, instead motioning to the vehicle once more. His eyes clearly said "in". Not wanting to waste any time, Yuri climbed into the backseat, buckling her set belt and then placing her hands in her lap. Suddenly, she remembered something.

"What about my cat, Charles? Where will he be?"

The Chauffeur chuckled softly.

"He'll be well taken care of when you are at our Rehabilitation center, don't you worry," he murmured, turning the key and starting the car. Soon, the powerful vehicle zoomed off, taking Yuri away from her comfortable mansion and towards...wherever the Rehabilitation center was supposed to be. Funny how she had just agreed to get into a car with a stranger...the letter could have been a set up, and now, she might be getting kidnapped...but she was sure, that with her wand and magical powers, that she would be able to get away. Because, after all, she was a great character. What kind of character would she be if she couldn't rescue herself when the time called for it?

Yuri tsked. A downright stupid one, if she said so herself. Getting her ass kicked wasn't appealing.


Slowly, as the time passed, she began to grow weary, her bright blue eyes becoming lidded with sleep. So she let herself drift off, knowing that when she would awaken, a whole lot of strange things would be in store for her.

End of Chapter One

(A/N: Hey there, fanfiction! It's been a while since I've done a story entirely for humor, so, I thought, why not? Like it says in the title, this is an SYOC...but, a different kind of SYOC. I'm not looking for well-developed, nicely balanced characters- I'm looking for Mary and Gary Sues/Stus. MGSR is a mary sue rehabilitation center, after all. If you'd like to submit a character, that would be great! Here's a list of the fandoms that will be a part of the story-

-Harry Potter

-Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

-Fairy Tail

-Doctor Who

-Sherlock

-Supernatural

-Skyrim

So, if you'd like, please send in a ridiculous OC from one of those fandoms! The form is right here (It's also on my profile. I recommend using the one on my profile since you can copy and paste it, to make things easier).

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Fandom:

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Gender:

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Thank you for taking the time to submit and read this story! :) )