The cheerful camp counselor David gather all the campers of Camp Campbell for an announcement. Gwen stood beside him.
"Alright campers! Do you know why I brought you here today?"
A large portion of defeated 'no's came in response. They sounded tired and had every right to be.
"Well, Me and the Quartermaster have to go for legal reasons out to the city, so do you know what that means?" He asked cheerfully to the campers.
"So you'll finally leave us the hell alone for a day?" Max asked sarcastically.
"Language, Max. And it will be for a week. Not a day. So... I'm hiring 9 other people for the week to engage you all in activities! And Gwen will stay here to make sure everything's alright! Ain't that right, Gwen?" he asked to the Co-Counselor to his side who gave a silent nod.
"David. Is this really a good idea?" Max asked, unimpressed.
Averting his attention, he looks down to Max with a face of concern.
"What do you mean, Max?" He asked with the natural upmost innocence he had.
"Well, last time you hired someone else to councel us, we almost were sacrificed to Satan with cups of Kool-Aid."
"Well, I'm sure these people are better! Gwen can keep a good eye on them."
Just at that moment, a loud beeping of a car came from the parking lot. The screeching of the brakes on the vehicle were incredibly loud and hurt everyone's ears.
"Ooh! That must be them! We have to go, see you guys later! Have fun!"
David runs over to the bus, which the Quartermaster was already in and it sped away down the dirt trail.
The campers walked over in a cluster to see the new temporary counselors.
"Let's see which nine-" Neil started to be interrupted by the Demoman sumbling out, drunk.
"-EIGHT people who we're going to half to deal with for a week."
Only the Scout, Medic, Engineer, Soldier and Spy, and Demoman arrived. Maybe for the best neither the Pyro or the Sniper showed up.
"Scratch that- the FIVE people. That's great." Neil finished.
"I WOULD WATCH THAT ATTITUDE IF I WERE YOU, MAGGOT!" Soldier yelled out like a boot camp sergeant at Neil.
"We are not here to scare zhem straight, SOLDIER." Medic gave Soldier a death stare.
"Chill out guys. I got dis." Scout said to the group of mercs, then looking back to the group of campers.
"Alright. Here's what were gonna do, 'kay? We are gonna have drawin' and whoever gets pulled goes with a councelor they choose for the week. People who don't get pulled will spend the week with Drill Sergeant over 'dere."
He saw the campers' eyes widen and chuckled.
"Nah, nah, I'm just kiddin'. Soldier's gonna go over to the wood scouts for a while."
The campers saw Soldier walk out of sight, supposedly to the Wood Scout camping site. After he was out of sight, they averted their attention back to Scout.
"Well?" he asked, giving an expecting shrug. "We doin' this, or what?"