AN: Ok, this is my first humorous fanfic. It's something I came up with on the forums, so enjoy.

Danny's Revenge

By: PhantomPhorever16

Narrator: Long has been said that Danny Phantom, the half-ghost teenager, has had a long holding grudge against popular actor/musician Drake Bell. Many have dismissed it as legend. But I am here today to tell you that it is quite true!

Random Kid: Who the heck are you?

Narrator: Uh…..well, I'm, uh………well I'm a narrator! The Narrator! I know all!

Random Kid: What's the capital of Uruguay?

Narrator: Ok, kid. I'll pay you ten bucks to shut your yap.

(Ten bucks falls into Random Kids hand)

Random Kid: Yay! (Runs away)

Narrator: Anyway…I am here today to tell the story of this long holding grudge. Now…where to start? Hmmm……… how about here? (The DP theme song plays) No, no. How about here? (DP credits roll) No, no, no! How about here? (Lancer in drag) AHHHHHH! NO! (Sigh) Ok, I know where to begin. It all started in Urban Jungle.

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(Urban Jungle commercial)

Announcer: It's always been there...building up inside him. Now, Danny Phantom's new power is about to be unleashed...and his new beard!

(Cut to Danny (with beard) facing Evil Plant Sam)

Danny: Sam?

Butch: CUT! Danny, how the heck did you get a beard?

Danny: (sheepishly) I borrowed it.

Butch: From who?

Drake Bell: Hey! Give me my beard back! (Rips beard off Danny's face. Danny has look of shock and pain on face.)

Random Kid: Whoa! How'd he do that without shaving?

Danny: Very...very...painfully. (Faints)

Sam: Hmm... I like guys with beards. (Takes Drake by the arm.) You're no Euro-Goth but you'll do. (Drake looks pleased and they walk off the set.)

Butch: Sam! Where do you think you're going?

Danny: (gets up) Sam! I thought we had a thing! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY, DRAKE BELL!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR IT!!!!!!!! (Pulls out the Soul Shredder) Now that I have a weapon, I can plot my revenge!!!!!!!! (Trots off stage)

Fright Knight: The Fright Knight lives!!!!!!!!!!

Butch: I hate you all.

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Narrator: Butch then retired to his trailer, slamming his head against a wall, wondering why he didn't take the job with American Dragon: Jake Long. Drake and Sam went to go see the movie "Casino Royale", which Sam didn't want to, since she wanted to see "Happy Feet". Because of that, she did not call Drake back when he asked her to do so. Danny, meanwhile, constructed a Fortress of Hatred in the basement of the Nick Studio, where he tried to conspire a plan to get revenge on Drake, but soon got distracted by the Box Ghost who kept poking him incessantly. Danny then punched him in the face.

Random Kid: I still don't know how he took his beard off without shaving.

Narrator: Nor do I. But, we can conclude one thing: if Danny ever does get another beard, it should at least match his hair color.

Ok! What do you think? I'll post the next chapter later. Review pleez!