Fifty ways to annoy various Runemarks characters

Maddy

1. Call her goblin girl.

2. Make her wear a very sexy dress.

3. Go up to her and say "OH MAH LAWS A DEMON!" and hit her with a banana peel.

4. Set her up on a blind date with Loki.

5. Appear at the date and say "I knew it! You would make a couple!" and squeal and make references to the book.

6. Push her into Netherworld.

7. Talk about her sister, and how Mae is so much prettier than her.

8. Steal her blueberry gluten-free muffin top made by the company eggo that doesn't even make very good waffles or pancakes and the accompaning blueberries.

9. Write about it in your diary.

10. Try to wash off her runemark.

11. When it doesn't come off, ask if she got a tattoo.

12. Hit her in the face with kaen and scream "HAHA PAYBACKKKKK YEEEEEAH!"

13. Then, throw a flaming net on her.

14. Eat her waffles.

15. While right next to her, talk loudly about how anyone with a runemark should die because they are a demon.

16. Poke her.

17. Poke her on facebook.

18. Poke her in her sleep.

19. Grab a stick, point it at her, and yell "Avada Kevadra!"

20. Say "Are you team Jacob? You must be! Because of Dogstar, right! Oh my gosh, I am so smart!"

21. Hide behind big rocks and spy on her.

22. Hide behind small rocks and spy on her.

23. Kill Skadi.

24. Call her a witch.

25. Sing the Do you Like Waffles song all the time.

26. Hack her gmail and send porn of her to Loki.

27. Hack Loki's gmail and send porn of Loki to her.

28. Say that because she is Modi, she should be able to shapeshift.

29. Then, push her off a cliff.

30. Get onto her iPod, and make the only song "Popular" from Wicked.

31. Make it impossible for her to stop listening to it.

32. Lock her in a small room with Adam Scattergood.

33. Bow to her, and proclaim you will always be her faithful servant.

34. Try to figure out what she's afraid of.

35. Push random, unoriginal things into her face to do that successfully.

36. Make Twilight references (Bella and Jacob)

37. Make Harry Potter references (cuz harry potter pwnxorz twilight!)

38. Sing Britney Spears songs at the top of your lungs.

39. Tie her to a tree.

40. Lock her into a small room with Nat Parson.

41. Eat her nachos.

42. Eat her.

43. Make sure to use ketchup.

44. Pretend it's blood.

45. Freak out over the "blood"

46. Then sing the My Chemical Romance song.

47. Compare her to Beyonce.

48. Compare her to Justin Bieber.

49. OMG NINJA

50. Get her a cat.

One of the reviews told me to write a paragraph about one of these happening...

I'm bored, so I'll do that.

"The view is awesome." Maddy looked down.

"I know, right? You know what?" Her friend Loki stood beside her.

"What? Is it about shapeshifting again, because-"

"No, but you should be able to shapeshift. It's easy, I'll help you figure it out!" He grinned.

"Look, I'm not going to be able to, it's impossible."

"I can!"

"I'm not you."

"How do you know that?"

"That- that doesn't even make sense, of course I'm not you!"

"True," The trickster said, "but what if we're in the Matrix? Huh? Huh? Huh? Ever think of that?"

"Um, no..."

"Ha!"

"Right, I'll just consider that we're in the Matrix." She rolled her eyes.

"It's easier to shapeshift when you're under pressure."

"Um, okay, but when will I ever be under pressure to AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Maddy was cut off by Loki pushing her off the cliff.