The Chronicles of Remember and Nienna

Chapter 1:

And So It Begins…

A/N: Hi everyone!!! This is Nienna speaking!! Remember and I came up with this awesome idea to have a story within a conversation…meaning its mainly only dialogue with a bit of description where needed. We both IMed each other with no plot line in mind and just sort of…let it take its own course. In this part, Dracula and Justine are written by me (Nienna) and Van Helsing and Remember are written by Remember.

But that is only for this chapter. We switch off constantly throughout, just so you know. So…yeah, it's different but I think you might like it. Give it a try, huh?

NOTES: Italics are 'thoughts', anything between hyphens (-…-) are actions/descriptions/etc, not dialogue…and finally, please excuse any grammar/spelling mistakes as this all took place over an Instant Messaging…uh…thingy.

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Remember: …I have enough one-on-one Dracula-Remember time.

Justine: FINALLY! She demands something…amazing…

Remember: oh shut up...

Justine: -turns to Dracula who suddenly appeared in her room 5 minutes ago- I do believe we are getting somewhere with this one

Dracula: -puts hand under chin in thoughtful manner- Yes, i do believe we are. –Pauses, then shakes head- you know, I've been trying to get that girl to loosen up for the past...damn...how long has it been? 3 years now?

Remember: Have not.

Dracula: -incredulously- Have too!

Justine: Yeah...and isn't it funny how I did it in less then 6 months?

Remember: ooo... ouch.

Dracula:-glares at Justine menacingly-

Justine:-innocently- what?

Dracula:-opens mouth to say something but decides against it- You know, I could have said a LOT to that but I chose to take the high road

Justine: Wait, isn't the high road like...a step above hell? Well, for you that is.

Remember: -thinks- FINALLY! now she sees why I had him keep his mouth shut most of the time!!!

Dracula:-clenches fists- okay, NOW you are pushing it! –points to Remember- And you! Stay out of this! This is between me and Justine!

Justine: -raises eyebrow- I beg your pardon? There is nothing between us, thank you very much.

Dracula: -blank look- okay...you took that the wrong way

Justine: No...I think that YOU took it the wrong way.

Dracula: -glares- Why you...I ... you...ARGH!

Justine: What's the matter? Bat got your tongue...?

Dracula:-clenches jaw then heaves a large sigh- You know...I think I like it better with her. -points at Remember-

Remember: -is in SHOCK- Wha--? You do not!

Justine: Awww poor wittle dwaccy-poo...do I make you think twoo mwuch?

Dracula:-is straining to keep his temper-

Justine: Wow...did you read that?

Dracula:-can't see anything but red-

Justine: -slaps Dracula upside the head…then realizes accidentally hit a button that put a smiley face in that kisses-

Justine: whoa! Time out! That was NOT supposed to do that. I didn't do that! I swear! I was...it messed up…um…

Dracula:-arches eyebrow- ahh, so THAT is how you really feel, is it?

Justine: -mutters- greeaaaat

Remember: YOU KISSED HIM!!!!! -dies of laughter-

Justine: Did not! Its the damn computer!

Remember: Justine has finally cracked!

Justine: shit shit shit!

Remember: Congrats count...

Justine: NO I DID NOT

Remember: I didn't think you could do it…I stand corrected!

Dracula: -grumbles- I didn't. -sighs- She's right, it was the computer. But don't worry, -sends a look to Justine- I'll crack her yet, right, Remember?

Remember: -sighs then grumbles- If you can crack me...you can crack her

Justine: -leaves to go to bathroom-

Dracula: she's not THAT hard to crack...i'm just being nice

Remember: You? nice? NO WAY!

Dracula: I can be nice...in my own sick, twisted way -smirks-

Remember: -shudders- God, youre sick.

Dracula: -smirk widens- yes...and I enjoy every minute of it and like I said, Justine won't last long.

Remember: -palm to face- You're more of a whore than you're brides were! -covers mouth- I did not just say that outloud, did I? Oops…

Dracula: -ignores comment- any suggestions on how to do it? Should i pull a few stunts like i did with you?

Remember: …

Dracula: What do you recommend...the chains? Or maybe rope?

Remember: that's so cruel... –thinks to self: But it was so fucking hot!- -slaps self-

Dracula: That's not what came out of your mouth…-smirks-

Remember: Remember... get control!

Dracula: I was under the impression that you...liked it…

Remember: Shut up!

Dracula: -sends smoldering look at Remember-

Remember: -tries not to melt-

Remember: -damn, I've gotten so weak... so sloppy-

Dracula: Hmmm...well, I think I'll just turn her, maybe then she'll be more submissive -laughs maniacally-

Remember: You do, and she'll give you hell for the rest of your existence...

Dracula: Yes, of course she would. I would be able to control her

Remember: And the submissive thing... that's so rape... and you do that... I'll make your life miserable.

Dracula: -arches eyebrow- And you'll do what, exactly, to stop me?

Remember: -evil grin-

Justine: - chooses now to walk in-

Remember: -raises a pair of dull scissors- Its on.

Justine: Okay, I'm back…what'd I miss?

Remember: -is continuing on without realizing Justine's here- You touch her…

Justine: Sorry??

Remember: I'll cut it off. And don't think I won't.

Justine: …?

Remember: Sure, you can grow it back...but...

Justine: Um...excuse me?

Remember: -startled, slightly sheepish- Oh, hi Justine.

Justine: Cut what off?

Remember: Um...-hides scissors behind back- Nothing! Nothing at all…

Justine: -is very suspicious-

Dracula: Why, hello Justine

Remember: Don't let Dracula touch you... he's up to something! And don't look him in the eye!

Dracula: -looks affronted- Me? Up to something?

Remember: -palm to face-

Dracula: -smirks- Never!

Remember: Justine... tell me you're not falling for this! PLEASE!!!

Justine: What?!? WHAT!?

Remember: He's... he... -can't talk-

Remember: -sends Dracula evil look-

Justine: what's going on? -looks between Dracula and Remember-

Remember: -in her mind to Dracula- Let me talk, damn it!

Dracula: -in mind – Nope!

Remember: Dracula... give my voice back.

Justine: -is getting annoyed- What the hell is up with you and Dracula?

Dracula: -innocently- Nothing is up. -mind talks to Remember menacingly- Justine is mine...and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. You say anything to her...and I will MAKE you regret it…you know I can.

Remember: -mind talk- I'd love to see you try! -flips him off-

Dracula:-smirks at Remember- love to, my dear...but I can't –glances at Justine- I'm a bit…preoccupied tonight.

Remember: -pervert-

Remember: -man-whore-

Remember: -horny bastard-

Justine: -is looking between the two silent people- Okay…I'm the one confuse now.

Dracula: That's okay, my dear. Don't worry about it, I'll explain later.

Remember: Like hell you will! –mutters under breath- Yeah, while you're in the middle orgasm.

Justine: -eyes Dracula warily- um...okay…

Dracula: -in mind to Remember, smugly - you like it, I know you do

Remember: -is not admitting to anything-

Dracula: Perhaps you should wish your friend some luck...she'll need it

Remember: Where's Van Helsing? GABRIEL! I need a new muse!!!

Dracula: - in mind to Remember - Go ahead, get Gabriel. See what I care.

Remember: With pleasure!!!

Dracula: you'll want me back but I won't give it to you.

Remember: Will not! Fine! Don't then! I DARE YOU!

Justine: Hey, I have to run out for a second, I'll be back in like, ten minutes, okay?

Remember: Wha--…well, okay, be back SOON!!!!

Justine: -looks at Dracula with an arched eyebrow- Why are you looking at me like that? You can't seriously want to come…?

Dracula: Oh yes I do.-smirks and places hand on Justine's lower back when she starts to walk out the door-

Justine: GET YOU'RE FUCKING HANDS OFF ME!!!!!!

Remember: -perv-

Justine: I don't know where they've been!!

Remember: In his pants

Dracula:-smirks- oh...i could tell you...

Remember: he likes to masturbate, Justine.

Justine: Bye Remember!!

Dracula: be back soon, love. -smirks-

-both leave-

Remember: Remember is alone... again. -sighs- Well... might as well call in the reinforcements…and I need to write... but I don't feel like working anymore. Hmm... -thinks-... while Dracula goes to try and screw Justine (I hope she's strong enough to resist)... that means I'm short a muse... who was I.. ah yes. VH...Gabriel? You have a minute? Or two?

Van Helsing: Of course I do. What? Dracula run off again?

Remember: Yeah, what else is new? -mutters- Arrogant bastard…

Van Helsing: I don't know why you put up with that demon.

Remember: I don't either. Well, enough of the arrogant vampire... I'm stuck and I need your help.

Van Helsing: That's what I'm here for.

Remember: Alright, so Dracula is trying to seduce my best friend and I don't know what to do.

Van Helsing: Alright.

Remember: He's always trying to touch her, messing with her...

Van Helsing: That sounds like the Count.

Remember: I mean... he just... I don't know. He's so infuriating... and he's totally unreliable. One minute he's there, and then the next, when I need him the most, he's gone. He's not trustworthy at all... and yet he's so damn charming...I...

Van Helsing: You don't know when he's genuine and when he's not.

Remember: Yeah.

Van Helsing: I see the dilemma. A pity really on his part though...

Remember: Why do you say that?

Van Helsing: -gives "the look"-

Remember: Oh. But I thought...

Van Helsing: that I loved Anna? I hardly knew her... if she had lived, then yes... I probably would have fallen in love with her... but she's been gone for years.

Remember: True.

Van Helsing: And you're a wonderful authoress...

Remember: Yes I suppose... wait. What did you say?

Van Helsing: Remember... I've... I've been wanting to tell you something for a long time now... I just don't know how to say it.

Remember: What do you mean?

Van Helsing: You know how I've been helping you write Beyond Love and Reason since the Count has given up on that story?

Remember: Yes.

Van Helsing: And you know how I suggested that later on in the story, Helen and my character should...

Remember: Be together? And that your character had...

Van Helsing: Been in love with Helen all along. That's how I've been feeling about you...Even though the Count's grip on you is so tight and I know, deep down, despite how he often treats you, you still love him... or at least feel something for him... I can't help but feel something for you. That's why I've been so willing to come to your aid when you call for me.

Remember: Gabriel... I... I don't know what to say...

Van Helsing: -moves in close and brushes stray lock out of face- Don't say anything. -moves in and kisses her-

Narrator: -ahem- His forward kiss was soft and tentative. He was nervous.. she could feel it in the way his hands trembled slightly. He knew what he was doing... the risk he was taking... but he couldn't resist... he had waited long enough for this moment... this privacy... His courage increased with every second as he moved closer to her, soon devouring her mouth with his, all at a steady, deep pulse, his tongue soon invading her foreign mouth and he drank her in deeply. His kisses were unlike the Count's. The vampire was usually selfish... overpoweringly passionate. The Roman was softer... gentle... but still masculine and full of power. It made her swoon... melt... and all thoughts of the treacherous vampire slowly escaped her mind as their kisses turned deeper... more erotic. The hunter gently pushed her back onto the bed as he perched himself above her, still kissing her with all the passion he had kept buried deep inside... finally allowing it the release it had been denied. She melted into his kisses.. although they were not the ones she was used to, she did it nonetheless... simply because she trusted him... he made her feel loved... appreciated... desired... worthwhile. This was more than selfish pleasures...-kiss breaks-

Remember: Wow... I didn't know you could do that...

Van Helsing: -smiles- He has no idea what he has…I…I envy the count.

Remember: You do?

Van Helsing: yes... he has you...

Remember: He doesn't right now... he's trying to seduce my best friend.

Van Helsing: He doesn't deserve you... -kisses her again- -hungrily this time-

Justine: -enters room- holy shit...you've been busy!! That certainly didn't take long either…

Dracula:-walks in with a towel wrapped around his waist and is dripping wet from just showering- What didn't take long? My shower?

Justine: -turns to look at the count- AHHH! HOLY SHIT I'M BLIND!!!! GET THAT -POINTS AT DRACULA'S CHEST- AWAY FROM ME!!

Remember:-Is too busy making out with VH to care notice-

Dracula:-smirks and then innocently says- what? the towel? sure...-makes a move to undo towel…then stops dead- (no pun intended). The count's pale complexion gets even paler as he sees what is going on between Remember and Van Helsing-

Remember:-peels off Van Helsing's jacket-

Van Helsing: -runs hands under her blouse over her stomach-

Remember: Remember and VH: -still kissing-

Dracula: -his mouth is slowly opening in disbelief, gaping at Remember then whispers-...why?

Remember:-wraps arms around VH's neck-

Van Helsing: -kisses her harder-

Dracula: -turns red with rage- -eyes go black then roars- WHY?!?!

Remember: Remember and VH: -separate-

Dracula: WHY DID YOU DO IT, -insert Remember's real name-!

Remember: -looks at Dracula-

Dracula: DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD TURN JUSTINE?

Remember: Hello Dracula? -smiles-

Dracula: DID YOU THINK I WOULD RAPE HER?

Remember: What's up? -evil grin- Yes, I honestly thought you would. You seem sadistic enough.

Justine: Wha--? –is SO confused-

Dracula: -forces himself to calm down- Oh yes, I had forgotten…you don't like to look for the best in people, do you? -sneers- You don't like to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Remember:-looks at VH- you see what I mean??

Van Helsing: yeah... I see it. He really doesn't care about you, does he?

Dracula: THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME SO LEAVE THAT BASTARD –points at Van Helsing- OUT OF THIS! –in a menacing voice- If you know what's good for you, Gabriel, you'll stay out of this…

Van Helsing: You don't deserve her Vlad.

Dracula: …and you think you do? Must I remind you of the betrayal you bestowed...on me…your brother in arms all those years ago?

Remember: No! Stop! God…don't you see? I'm so tired of competing for your love and attention!

Dracula: -focuses on Remember- Competing? With whom??

Remember: With EVERYONE! EVERY GODDAMN WOMAN WHO WRITES ABOUT YOU!!! You don't think I don't know about all those girls you sleep with when you're not here with me...-pauses in anger- You are a fucking man whore! And what ever Gabriel did to you, I'm beginning to think you deserved it!

Dracula: -is straining to keep his temper in check- Deserved it? DESERVED IT!?!?

Remember: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!

Dracula: HE TOOK THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERED TO ME! THE ONLY THING!

Remember: WHAT? YOUR LIFE???

Dracula: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, GIRL

Remember: BECAUSE YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING! ALL YOU DO IS TELL ME WHAT TO DO! WE NEVER TALK! I MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO YOU! ALL I DO IS SPREAD YOUR INFECTION EVERYWHERE!

Dracula: -is seething, then in a deadly calm voice- You may write about me...fantasize about me…but you do NOT know me. You NEVER once asked…never.

Remember: -slaps him across the face- BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET ME!!!

Dracula: -is unaffected-

Van Helsing: -is in shock that she did that-

Dracula: did that make you feel better?

Remember: No! -slaps him again-

Dracula: -glares at Remember malevolently-

Remember: -shoves him- Fight back, damnit!

Dracula: No.

Remember: Why? Are you afraid?

Dracula: No... I'm better then that…

Remember: -shoves him again... just because it feels good- You are afraid, aren't you!

Dracula: -smirks, still unaffected- Do not confuse fear with civility

Remember: Stop smirking at me! -punches him in the chest then shoves him again-

Justine:-blank look- Um…guys? What is going on? –neither Dracula or Remember look at her- Remember? –notices Van Helsing- Oh! Hi Gabriel.

Van Helsing: -inclines head- Justine. It is a pleasure to finally meet you.

Justine: Indeed, the pleasure is all mine, I assure you

-In background-

Remember: YOU ALWAYS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME!

Dracula: -still calm...and smirking- I could say the same about you!

Justine: Care to explain to me what's going on?

Van Helsing: Well... it is a rather long story.

Justine: I've got time

-background-

Remember: HOW THE HELL HAVE I TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF YOU??? I NEVER ASKED YOU FOR ANYTHING!!!!

Dracula: WRONG! You have asked me for EVERYTHING

Remember: NO! YOU'RE WRONG!

Dracula: Even now you ask for the one thing I cannot give…that I do not have to give –pauses then quietly- do you know what that is? -looks at Remember intensely-

Remember: -is so upset, she's close to tears-

Justine: Uh..Van Helsing?

Remember: -glares at Dracula -Why don't you tell me... for once.

Van Helsing: Yeah?

Justine: ...maybe we should leave them alone

Van Helsing: -sighs- yeah... well…my job here is done...

Justine: Wanna grab a starbucks?

Van Helsing: Love to. And Remember? You need anything, let me know!

Remember: -is still staring intently at Dracula-

Justine: -starts walking out with VH- So Gabriel, is this a plan of yours for those two back there? Are you really in love with her? Or are you trying to help out two old friends. -smiles knowingly-

Van Helsing: Don't get me wrong, I admire her greatly... but it's the latter...although... ah, never mind.

Justine: What? I'm good at listening you know. Just ask Remember.

Van Helsing: That's what she tells me. She needs that…someone to listen to her...Dracula doesn't do that very well.

Justine: -sighs- I know...I know…-pauses- so…what is it? I'm stubborn, so this isn't going to stop until you tell me…again, just ask Remember.

Van Helsing: Let's do it over coffee...

Justine: All right then. –starts walking- So...how's the whole killing evil thing going for ya? –voices fade off into distance as they head to Starbucks-

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A/N: Okay, that's it for now! Next installment to come if we get any feedback!! Let us know!!

Remember: Damn, I'm exhausted after all that!

Nienna: I agree…that's like…that is a LOT of work! I'm really tired now…

Van Helsing: Yes, I second that…

Dracula: -smirks- Actually, I could go for another round, what do you think? Perhaps a bit more -ahem-…action in this one? And I do not mean the fighting kind…

Remember, Nienna and Van Helsing: -all three send evil glares at the count-

Nienna: Are you physically incapable of keeping Draccy Junior in your pants? Argh! I swear, you'd fuck anything with a vagina, wouldn't you?

Remember and Van Helsing: -both crack up hysterically-

Dracula: -Glares icily at Nienna, then smirks- Actually…she'd have to have breasts as well…otherwise it is a no-go for me, love. –eyes Nienna suggestively- Well well well, what do you know? You seem like that perfect candidate…-advances on Nienna-

Nienna: OH HELL NO! DON'T EVEN GO THERE!

Dracula: -smirks- oh, I think I will…-continues to advance on Nienna as she backs up and sends Remember and Van Helsing a pleading look-

Remember and Van Helsing: -look at each other and smile evilly-

Remember: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Van Helsing: I don't know…is what you're thinking involve lots of food?

Remember: -evil smile gets bigger- Shall you do the honors? Or shall I?

Van Helsing: -gives a small bow- After you, my lady.

Remember: -laughs, and then pulls out some food that suddenly appears and throws it at the count…Van Helsing follows with more food-

…and thus began the infamous food fight between Remember, Nienna, Van Helsing and the count…