Title: Friends Helping Friends
Author: SakuraRyuu
Rating: T
Genre: Canon, Friendship, Comedy
Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo
Author's Note: Inuyasha and all characters in this fan fiction are the property of Rumiko Takahashi.
As Kagome raced across the countryside in her golf cart Inuyasha did his best to keep up. It certainly didn't help that Shippo was sitting in the seat behind Kagome, facing where they had been instead of where they were going, throwing rotten eggs at the hanyou to dodge.
"Damn it, Shippo!" Inuyasha yelled, foot landing on a nasty egg, crushing it and releasing the stink. Shippo laughed wildly. "If I step on one more of those nasty fucking eggs, I'm gonna…"
"You'll do nothing, Inuyasha! You asked us to help you. It isn't Shippo's fault you can't dodge those eggs." Kagome yelled over her shoulder, reminding Inuyasha of his request.
He had felt he needed to train up a bit and wanted more practice dodging from the ground. Kagome came up with the idea of Inuyasha following behind her golf cart while someone threw rotten eggs at him to miss. Shippo had taken a twist on things and was merely dropping the eggs in his path for Inuyasha to step on. It was a fabulous game for the kit.
It wasn't long before they ran out of eggs. Of course, Kagome was prepared. In the basket fastened to the back of her golf cart was a bevy of rotten goodies and this excited Shippo greatly! In bags he found rotten tomatoes, chum bombs, nasty grapes, curdled milk bombs, liquid rancid meat bombs, if it was soft or could be mushed in a food processor and poured into a balloon to make a bomb out of, Kagome had it. In his excitement Shippo had taken everything out of the protective paper bags and laid it out in the metal basket. Kagome had warned the prankster to keep everything in the bags, otherwise the metal of the basket could puncture them and the stuff in there would be so nasty she didn't want to think about it. Suddenly the smell of rancid meat reached her in the front seat and Kagome dry heaved.
Turning in her seat to see what was happening Kagome never saw the log in her path. Of course she ran over it and of course she crashed her golf cart. Since the basket was on a hinge and the golf cart had been running at full tilt, when she hit the log, the basket flew up, showering her, Shippo and the cart in nasty, smelly, rancid, rotting, grossness and every bomb burst on them. At the last moment Inuyasha jumped over the cart and landed in a tree above the carnage. When he looked down he instantly pinched his nose shut.
Kagome made her way out of the golf cart first, hit her hands and knees and started vomiting. From behind her Inuyasha saw the spray heading toward her and started laughing. The smell had hit Shippo, who was standing in the golf cart behind Kagome and he threw up all over her back, which caused her to throw up more, which caused Shippo to throw up again. The chain reaction was on! Inuyasha was laughing so hard he fell from his branch, landed in a smooshy pile of nasty on the front seat, and got a face full of Shippo's lunch. He instantly threw up all over Shippo.
And there our hero's stayed, throwing up on each other until their stomach muscles ached and there was nothing but bile to come up and burn their throat. As they carefully walked back to Kaede's hut, a good two miles from the crash site, Kagome mumbled to Inuyasha, "This is all your fault…" Inuyasha, shocked at the accusation, walked over to Kagome and gave her a big, nasty, smelly, squishy, rancid hug, being sure to stroke her hair after he wiped his hands on his soaked cloths.