I'm Levi, and I have a strange addiction.

It all started when I was about 10 years old, when I just needed something to turn to for comfort. So… I looked to cleaning products. Just being able to carry around a bottle of Clorox would make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Being able to cuddle with that soap would make the pain go away.

Killing the titans is obviously disgusting, so I always have to have a portable shower with me. You can carry it in your pockets, and it's very handy for on the go situations. Every time I get blood on me, of course it would evaporate, but I could still feel those germs crawling into my system, just waiting to make me sick or infect me.

I'm afraid of dying because of something as stupid as germs, so this is the reason why all of these things are basically my character traits. Don't judge. I'm sure you have a fear of something as ridiculous as the dark, or even more stupid, heights. Ha.

So… now that I've admitted all of this, I'm going to go cry in a corner now. TTYL girlfriend!