T: Hello! This is our newest story, it's going to be done by all three of us: T, S and R. We each write our own chapters for this. I started it off and did the first two.
Disclaimer: We don't own Pokemon or any other of Nintendo's games or anything else we mention or make a reference.
T: Anyway, enjoy!!
In a mountain far away from the eyes of humans, which happened to be near a village, there lived several great Pokémon of legend; they were called the legendary Pokémon, obviously.
They had established a court room embedded in the very rock, they held seats large enough for the occupants to sit comfortably. They would usually converse about several things, mainly discussing Nintendo's latest Pokémon games and the events that could happen. They were the true rulers of the Nintendo Empire; nothing would be authorised for launch without their wise decisions.
The head of this court was the legendary Pokémon Mewtwo, he was elected leader due to his vast wisdom and physic powers. He was the one who would receive Nintendo's newest game plans and run them through with the other legendaries.
Today they would be discussing about the newest Pokémon game that Nintendo was intending for release.
"Members of the council, welcome. As some of you might know, there have been numerous rumours of a new Pokémon game due for release. Now it's our turn to judge the storyline and gameplay." Mewtwo said from the podium he stood behind. He could see all the fellow members of the court.
"I have a question." Zapdos replied flapping his wings a bit.
"Yes Zapdos, what is it?"
"Is this next game going to be about me and my truly amazing magnificence?" Zapdos was now wearing a smirk whilst puffing out his chest.
"NO! It is not!! It's an intriguing storyline of friendship, team work, love and -"
"OH MY GOD!! CANCEL THE GAME AND SEND IT TO A FIERY MOUNTAIN!!" Moltres yelled while flapping his wings which burned with an eternal flame.
"Moltres, you never like a game unless it has violence galore, tons of naked young women and a bazillion load of guns." Lugia replied with a stern look towards Moltres.
"But that's what video games embody. Carnage, death and sex!!" Moltres now had a grin plastered on his face.
"If videogames don't have me in them they are obviously crap and deserve to be thrown into the 'crap pile'." Zapdos had maintained his grin and puffed chest still.
"ORDER!!" Mewtwo yelled slamming his hand on the desk.
"What exactly is the game called?" Ho-Oh now had spoken, which was rare.
"Pokémon: Crystallised Silver Yellow leaf Pearl Poo version." Mewtwo had read the title of the game.
"Ha-ha! That's a good name." Articuno spoke with a smile on his face.
All the council members now looked at Articuno with worried expressions; Zapdos was still maintaining his smirk and puffed out chest while giving a worried look.
"..." The council members were awfully silent.
"I'll...just shut up now." Articuno was now hugging himself with his wings with a sad expression.
"...Okay getting back to the matter at hand..." Mewtwo was cut off by the doors opening, it lead from the council room to the main lobby where biscuits and orange juice were on afterwards. In the doorway stood Mew, in all his/her cuteness as it called.
"Mew, Mew Meeewww." Mew had never taken English classes at school; instead he/she took 'classes to become cute but thick'.
"Ah Mew, about time you came back. Where have you been?" Mewtwo asked his original with his arms crossed.
"Mew, Mew, Mew. HEHEHEHE!!" Mew started laughing with its hand covering its mouth.
"YOU DID WHAT TO MY PUPPY!!"Mewtwo's eyes were now glowing a bright blue.
"MEW!" Mew said this while sticking up what looked like its smaller finger.
"Is it holding up its finger or is it just me?" Moltres asked to no one in particular, it was that hard to see Mew's fingers.
"Let me have a look." Entei had now put on his posh British hat and monocle and leapt from his seat to examine if Mew was indeed swearing.
After several minutes of Entei examining Mew's finger he was able to confirm what the Pokémon was doing.
"He is indeed pointing his middle finger at you Mewtwo." Entei said in his posh British accent.
"RRGH! THAT'S IT MEW! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO -" Mewtwo said before he turned his attention to one of the council members.
Raikou was leaning back in his chair with a scared look as he was observing Suicune cleaning himself as a dog would.
"..." Raikou was horrified at what he saw; he had never seen anything like it.
"Suicune, stop licking yourself like a dog." Mewtwo had now turned to Suicune with a slightly scared face.
Suicune had stopped licking himself and saw that everyone was looking at him.
"NEVER! I shall continue to lick myself until I am clean!" Suicune after yelling this had returned to licking himself faster than both the speed of sound and light.
"Permission to zap Suicune?" Zapdos was now brimming with thunder all across his body.
"Yes, gladly." Mewtwo was going to enjoy seeing the marvels of thunder on a water type.
"THUNDER!!" Zapdos yelled before shooting a lighting bolt into the sky. It the proceeded to hit Suicune in his private resulting in a loud yell.
"Well now that Suicune has been calmed can we please return to the matter at hand?" Mewtwo was still holding the new Pokémon game in his hand.
"Oh yeah, so what do you do in this game?" Lugia asked Mewtwo.
"Well, you choose from a starter Pokémon and go on a quest to capture all the Pokémon." Mewtwo said reading from the description sheet from Nintendo.
"Let me guess, the starter Pokémon is a fire type, water type and grass type again?" Moltres at first didn't mind the idea of this, but after all the newer games, he started to doubt.
"No actually Moltres, they have invented new types." Mewtwo said with slight interest as he continued to read the information sheet.
"Really? What are they?" Articuno was interested as well.
"They are the Ultimate type which can defeat every single type of Pokémon and learns every move in the game even HM's, the pathetic type which is just pathetic; it learns no moves at all, and then there's the slightly not physic type which uses a combination of physic moves and fighting moves."
Everyone had gone silent, these new types sounded promising and maybe the game's 'storyline' would be better.
"Question, do you have to go around and fight gym leaders and the elite four, stop team rocket on the way and prove that you're the ultimate Pokémon trainer?" Entei had returned to his seat now.
"Um, yes," Mewtwo said rather quickly.
The council were silent for a while before they spoke again. The game's fate would now be decided here and now, would it rest with the Pokémon games and be know as the best version, or will it join the 'Crap pile' as Zapdos had called it. The 'Crap pile' consisted of various game titles that would either endanger Nintendo to copyright infringement and be sued or just sounded like plain old rubbish. The 'Crap pile' had games such as 'The legend of Zelda: Link learns to talk!', 'Pokémon: gotta kill em all!' and the infamous 'Mario the Pimp!!'.
After an hour of pondering the council made a decision.
"I say go ahead with it. Sounds promising."
"Yes, yes. Indeed it will be good."
"...It will please the fans."
"It will be brilliant with me in it!!"
Just as Mewtwo was about to announce the game's birth, Mew flew down from its seat and grabbed the piece of paper with all the details on about the game.
"...MEW! MEW, MEEEEWWWWW!!" Mew sounded alarmed and angered.
"What is it Mew?" Ho-Oh asked with curiosity.
"MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" Mew yelled loud enough for everyone to hear.
"GASP!" All of the council member's eyes had almost popped out of their sockets, poor Articuno had fainted from the news, and his foot was twitching. Suicune had also bitten his own privates from the shock of this.
"WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE AREN'T IN IT!!" Moltres was now fully covered in flames; the only thing that could be seen was his eyes and a bit of his body.
"MEW! MEEEWW!" Mew had used the uber rare move, 'copy' and made several copies of the document and gave each of the members a copy of it.
"...Mew's right! It says there are no legendary Pokémon, no new ones or anything." Lugia looked outraged at this.
"WHAT!? NO ME!? How dare they!!" Zapdos was now extremely pissed off at the fact he wouldn't be returning.
"Then there's only one place for this thing to be. The 'Crap pile'!!" Mewtwo had pressed a button on the podium that opened the council room floor; it revealed a huge fiery pit where millions upon millions of crap games dwelled.
The council members then began to chant the words 'To the Crap Pile' over and over again. Mewtwo using his physic powers, levitated over the pit with the prototype of the game. He was wearing a dark robe now, the same robe he always wore before he casted blaspheming games into the fiery depths of Mount Doom.
"We cast this diabolical game to the 'Crap Pile'. Let it forever writhe in eternal anguish and despair. May it feel the sorrow of being crap. LET IT BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!"
Mewtwo then dropped the game into the fiery depths, all that could be heard other than the dark chanting from the council members was the game screaming as it fell into the pit of Crapiness.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Was the games last words before joining others of it's kind.
Mewtwo then sealed the pit off, encase any of the games attempted to escape. Silence was followed as the council had prevented Nintendo from suffering the same fate as various other game companies.
"Well, who wants orange juice and biscuits?" Mewtwo said with a smile on his face.
"YAY!" Was the councils reply. They had done a good deed this day, but more will come. Games that would ruin their reputation and the mighty Nintendo Empire, and it was their job to prevent this.
S: What, you were expecting T to comment? Nah. He had to go, so I'm here instead.
(The audience goes "Awww!")
S: SHUT UP!