"sam stop that u shit" he screamed but sam kicked him into a tree and wilfred died.
wilfred woke up in the afterlife and saw a crab. he followed it to an enormous cliff and at the bottom was a massive pile of dildos, car keys and lamps.
the dildo, car key and lamp god rose up from the pile, and said
"FOR A CONTRACT I CAN BRING YOU AND RAPOSA BACK TO LIFE, CONTRACT" it said
wilfred agreed and woke up under the tree.
suddenly sam fell over and he screamed then he vomited dildos, car keys and lamps. he turned into a giant monster.
"I AM FREE" said the dildo lamp car key god who was actually a demon with lots of dildos car keys lamps.
he started stabbing people to death with dildos and car keys and he blinded them with lamps.
"YOU FUCK" screamed wilfred and he transformed into a dragon and landed on the demon and said "THIS IS FOR KATHERINE" and the demon said "WHO THE FUCK IS KATHERINE" but it was a distraction because there was no katherine wilfred stabbed the demon in the right side of his left eye was his weakness and the demon exploded so hard that everything in the world turned into screaming lightning.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!" said all the lightning
everyone lived out the rest of their lives in lightning world.