10 things Draco said to avoid sex with Pansy
10. I'm Dumbledore in disguise.
9. Legend says, that the handsomest Malfoy of it's generation will have rabies if he shags the ugliest witch of the Parkinsons.
8. Shagging a blond makes you dumb.
7. Blaise said that my dick would shrink if I shagged you. He's probably right, because I can guarantee you he read it somewhere.
6. Screw Potter. His cock is as long as his wand.
5. Last time we had it, you fell of the bed. Madam Pomfrey is on vacation, and will not be here to mend you head.
4. Every time I have sex, the Slytherin house loses more points. Honestly, it's a curse!
3. Help me! I'm getting 22 years older everyday. The only cure is for you to marry Goyle and leave me alone.
2. The Dark Lord is in love with me. He will kill you if you screwed me.
1. Lucius wants me to stay virgin till you're dead.