THE KIDNAPPED

Author's note: hey this is my first Bleach fic so don't go hard on me ok? - I havent read the manga exept for few ones so i might have some mistakes and typo here and there but please don't flame me ok? - Luv ya3 lol

Bleach belongs to Kubo Taite and not me lol. hugglez Ichigo lol

Ichigo: What am I doing here

Me; I brought you here to use you in myf ic -

Ichigo: o.o

Me: You're gonna fall in luv with my best friend ok?

Ichigo: BUT I LIKE ORIIIIHIIIIIIIMEEEE!!

Me: Shut up. You like Gracey Lou Kurosaki.

Ichigo: but she's my sistyer ... o.o

Me: Yup! -

It was raining in Lost Noches. The Alancars gathered around a fire that Aize-sama had ordered someother Alancar to make tea over. The water came from the rain. Like tears. Coz there's no water in Lost Noches. "It's time" said Ulkira "for us to take the princess" "no" said Grimmjaw "i wanna have Aize-sama's tea instead" he said sarcastically. "shut up" said Tousen. he couldn't see da fire coz he was blind. It was sad really. Aize-sama was all "go get the princess coz only she can reform soul society". Ulkira nodded sadly. "Oh my god I have to waste tiem on da trash princess" "don't speak to Aize-sama dat way" said Tyousen. And then Gin giggled.

"I like the tea" said Gin.

Szayel said "I want to conduct expriments on Alancars that have had tea" and Aize-sama said "no"

"Fornicarius" said Szayel. Everything was silent.

And then Grimmjaw laugh and say "OREWA SEXTA ESPADA!!1"

"shut up" said Trousen. And then Gin giggled.

"I really like the tea" said Gin.

And then Aize-sama was all "go get the princess now. I'm getting pissed off. I feel like doing things to Grimmjaw."

And then Grimmjaw gasp. And then Ulkira sigh. And says "i'll go get the bitch trailer trash prinicess" and Aize-sama said "yes you can" and gave her the thumbs up. Grimmjaw flip him the bird. Tousen didn't know wut was goin on coz he was blind. Sad. And then Gin giggled.

"I really fuckin' like da tea" said Gin.

IN KARUKURRA TOWN

Gracey Lou Mist Doe Kurosaki was gettin ready for school. She had just come from America to join Japanese High School to meet her long last brother. She was also into anime and manga so it worked out really. She had long straight blond shiny hair that came to her perfect butt and she had very anime boobs. She was rich and she had been popular in America but her parents had died.

(START FLASHBACK) IN AMERICA

"MOM DAD DON'T LEAVE ME!!1" Gracey Lou Mist Doe Kurosaki sobbed. The police guy looked at her sad. Poor kid, he think, both the parent die at such young age.

"Sorry it had to be done" he told her. "Your mom was did drugs and youre dad molest people and especilly children"

"no you got da wrong people" cried Gracey Lou Mist Doe Kurosaki "my dad only sleeps with me at night i know he did nuthing to the other kids"

"nooooooo"

And then everything went blue and she screamed and Gracey Lou Mist Doe Kurosaki screamed again. When she come to the police cop guy was dead. "Oh no" she said "what I did" and then she saw all the other cop police guys runnin towards her so she shunpod away. She knew she had a brother in Japan so she went with her dads stolen money to find him (oh no :( im so mean to her lol) but once she get to Japan she find a hotel and stay. She start going to Japanese High school. END FLASHBACK

BACK TO KARUKURA TOWN

Ichigo Kurosaki said "i'm so hungry make me a sandwich bitch" and Yuzu was all "onichan your so mean" and Ichigo said "no I'm not I'm just tired ok" and Karin was all "just do it bitch"

"GOOOOOD MORING ICHIIIIIGOOOOOOOO!!1" said Isshin and Jumped.

And Ichigo moved and screamed "you bastard don't beat your son up in da morning" when he's hungry. He went to school not eaten.

"Hiiiiiii ichiiiiiigooooo" say his friends in school and Ichigo "os" Rukia come and look at him and go "you look troubled and your late" and Ichigo said "i didn't ate breakfast" "oh u can have mine" said Chad and Ishida frowned.

"Chad's gross" said Ishida and Rukia laugh.

And then a reeeaaaaaally pretty girl come into class and all of them stared. And then sensei say "meet new girl Gracey Lou Mist Doe Kurosaki everybody be nice to her she is very sweet and verty pretty" "oh don't" said Gracey Lou Mist Doe Kurosaki "your making me blush".

"she's so pretty" said Ichigo and Ishida frowned.

"She's an ugly trap" said Ishida and Rukia laugh.

"what mean ppl" thought Gracey Kurosaki and sat down next to Ichigo which was da only empty seat in da classroom and Ichigo stumbled.

"Oh no I'm sitting next to such a pretty girl" he said and Ishida frowned.

"I don't like girls, wanna make out?" said Ishida and Rukia laugh. And Ichigo gasped and call him pervert baka.

And Gracey Kurosaki got scared but Ichigo said "i'll protect you that's why".

And Gracey Kurosaki fainted.

She was taken to da nurse who said it was from Ichigo's spirit power. And then...

LOST NOCHES

The Alancars were making prepretions to go get the princess Gracey Lou Mist Doe Kurosaki. Ulkira said "she has such a long pretty name" "yes" said Yousen and Gin giggled.

"I'm out of tea" said Gin.

Aize-sama reach into his pants and pulls out a Zanapakuto and everybody see the princess Gracey Lou Mist Doe Kurosaki. "i havent blushed this much since i became espada" said Grimmjaw and then Ulkira said "i haven't blushed this much since i became vasto lords" and Grimmjaw growl.

Aize-sama say "yes she is naked but that is her in the shower where only she is naked" and Tousen said "I CAN'T SEE" and Gin giggled.

"She should shower with tea" said Gin.

Aize-sama say "yes I like tea shower too" and smiled. And Ulkira said "I wanna go get Princess Kurosaki" and cry "please please pleaaaaaase pleeeeeeease".

"With a cherry on top" say Grimmjaw and Ulkira say "your not coming" and Szayel said "I want to expriment with Fornicarius on Princess Kurosaki" and Ulkira said "nooooooooooooooo!!1"

"stop fuckin around" said Tyusen and Grin giggled.

"I want more tea damnit" said Gin.

"Shut up" said Toysen. And Gin giggled.

"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh mooooooooooooooore Teeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa" said Gin.

And then Aize-sama say "go to the bathroom if you want more" and Grimmjaw say "ew" and Sxayel giggles and then Gin glare at him.

And then Aize-sama say "i have a new vehicle for you to blend in in the real world" and all the Alancar gasps. Aize-sama wave his hand and smile and a vehicle appear like a red ferrari with wings. They get in and go.

KARUKURA TOWN

"omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg" said Ichigo freaking out obviusly. And Chad was all "what happened Ichigo" and Ichigo say "she's so pretty i wanna bang her" and Ishida frowned.

"Ew" said Ishida and Rukia laugh.

"Shut up" said Ichigo. "don't insult hot new girl"

And Gracey Lou Mist Doe Kurosaki said "its okay Ichigo don't defend me i ahve a spirit power that's why" and Ichigo said "oh me too".

"She's your sister said Ishida and Rukia laugh, and then stop. "what" said Rukia "that's not funny".

"uh duh" said Ichigo and then he freak out.

"WHAT MY SISTER I WANTED TO BANG MY SISTER OH NO" and then Kon show up and see Gracey Kurosaki's Beautiful Boobs and go "OH A ANGEL NEE-CHAN" and Rukia say "what I'm not nee-san anymore bastard" and Kon dive at Gracey Kurosaki but he was throw back and blown up into pieces. "WHAT" said Rukia and Ichigo say "good job" and Gracey said "thanks but i don't know how i did it"

"want me to show you" said Ichigo exitedly. And Ishida frowned.

"She's your sister" said Ishida and Rukia laugh. For real.

And Gracey Kurosaki was scared she was a poor little girl really and sayed "i want to go to the bathroom" and she went and she cried coz she was in love with her own brother and thats just sad and gross she was so fucked up really.

lol this is chapter one so far, will write more when done with school so ok. - tell me what u think please! luv signin out Gracey xoxoxoxo