Sonic was yawning when he came into his kitchen to find Eggman there. "WHAT THE HELL?!" He jumped, darting behind a door. He looked out cautiously to see Eggman looking puzzled.
"I'm sorry my kind sir, did I interrupt something?" Sonic came out.
"Uh... Eggman you feeling normal?"
"I think so my kind sir. I am Ivo Robotnik. Who are you?" Sonic almost laughed out loud.
"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, hang on a sec while I call my friends." Sonic darted to his living room, which was on the other side of the house, and quickly dialed. "Tails, pick up pick up pick up.... Tails!"
"Hey Sonic, what's up?" The fox scratched his head as he smiled at Sonic. Sonic stifled laughter.
"Eggman's got amnesia! He's in my kitchen, he's calling me "kind sir" repeatedly. Ha ha ha! This is great isn't it?"
"Well... not really."
"Why not?"
"Eggman was doing an experiment sometime last night... and... well... he got Froggy... Froggy's huge now Sonic, the experiment he did on Froggy gave him amnesia.. PERMANENT amnesia... so whether or not we reverse the effects on Froggy, Eggman will be this way... or rather, as you described him."
"Awesome! Listen, would you call everyone else and get them to come over here? This is just sooo funny... They have to see it for themselves!"
"Alright Sonic, alright." Tails smiled and hung up.
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Knuckles stared at Eggman, who was munching a banana and putting together a card tower on the coffee table (does the banana bring anything to mind? "I was just eating this healthy banana" --- Sonic X quote). "You sure he's got amnesia?"
"Pretty sure." Tails had checked Eggman too, and agreed with Sonic.
"Of course, he could be faking, he's a really good actor..."
"Ooooh acting! Are we going to put on a play?" Asked Eggman.
"No Eggy, but we're going to have a party!" Chuckled Sonic.
"Why not calling me Ivo? I don't like Eggy." Complained Eggman.
"Okay then Ivo."
"And when's the party? I love parties!" The others shook their heads in silent disbelief as Sonic chatted with Eggman like they were old friends. But then again, Sonic always talked to Eggman as if they were friends.
Four days later
They had been attacked, during the party, by Froggy... but his attack did hardly any damage, seeing as most of Froggy's weapons were food, and all of them were culinary disasters. The lasagna he launched at Knuckles was filled with glue, and didn't leave his webbed hand. A cake was thrown at Sonic, and it was literally covered in pepper... you get the idea. Anyway, they had managed to fix Froggy, and as punishment, the frog was working his way through a huge cup of juice... literally steeped in salt. Big was watching him while fishing.
Eggman was playing Monopoly with Sonic. "I SHALL BEAT YOU THIS TIME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone's eyes darted in the direction of Sonic and Eggman, but Eggman didn't look evil, they all breathed sighs of relief as Eggman started bawling his eyes out, he'd lost.
"Eggman shall be VERY fun now." Said Tails, grinning at Knuckles.
"Yeah? Other than deafening us?"
"Oh yes..." Tails dragged Eggman away from the game and took him to help make lunch.
"Let's hope there are no more culinary disasters..." Knuckles looked like he was ready to pray for that, but Sonic just laughed and went for a run, as always.
Dark-Illusion-Detective and I were discussing what we'd like to do to Eggman... then we got the idea of a harmless Eggman, and having Froggy as the enemy. So we decided to write out what came into our heads as fanfictions. Here is mine, I think Dark will be posting hers tomorrow. :) R&R so I know what you think! XD