whats under pyro mask?/?
by me
One moring red wok up and den demoman says drunken slur and then heavy says wat under pyro mask? everyone shrug and then eat dinner i mean breakfest. everyone eat excpet puyro cuz pyrudo obvisouly cent eat! then pyro mumble in his room and say mumble. then he get determined look on face and walk out side of room. red is fight with blu now, and pyro alon. (this part is rated M++ so miners bewaaare!) pyro put on tv and put on im bring sekxy beack. den he dance and then take off mask but red lost and went hoome erly! when pyro saw team he ran room and red said dat close we need see pyro face! and pyro den sed mumble and they killed him then touk of mask an wen he respawn he no mask!1
then he go resupply and try get mask but engi tackles him with western strenght and they see pryo face?!
(THIS PART IS RATED M+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++XXXXXX SO DON RED) PYRO SAY I HETE you! but red are gasp at pyro face! pyro nor hoomand! pyro is are actually antelope! then pyro say mission launch and become antelope rocket and rcket out room while america national anthem theme song plays! then medic blushes and says teeheeeheee(TAHTS THE XXXXXXXM++++++++++ PART!) and medic is actually like pyro antelope deformation body of celestial pheonix morphling! im stop sotry here becuz suspensnense!