Coach Z's Secret
This is an odd oneshot. 'Nuff said.
Disclaimer: The peeps in this fanfic are not owned by me and belong to the Brothers Chaps at Free Country, USA.
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Once upon a time, There was a boy who wore elephant pants. He was walking along the green grass with a long face. Strong Sad was his name, tormented by his two brothers, namely the ever popular Strong Bad and the dim-witted Strong Mad.
As he was lying under a tree, a dead leaf fell from the tree and poked him in the eye. He quickly took out an eyepatch from the pocket of his elephant pants. He was down on his luck recently, ever since his David Bowie costume from Halloween was stolen.
Suddenly, Strong Sad heard a loud moan from afar. He stood up to see a bench five yards away from the tree. A man in a green suit sat there. He had a golden plate on his stomach that said Z. The man was none other than Coach Z.
Coach Z turned his head around to see Strong Sad with the eyepatch on. "Ey there, Strong Sad. Izzit talk like a pirote dey olready?" Coach Z said with a higher tone than usual. Strong Sad shook his head. "A dead leaf poked me in the eye," was Strong Sad's excuse.
Strong Sad was going to leave when all of a sudden, Coach Z pulled his arm and told him "Weit! Don't leave! I've godda secret to tell ya!" Strong Sad's head almost hit a branch with a nest filled with eggs and a cat on that same branch.
Strong Sad sat with Coach Z. Coach Z never felt this depressed since the time he can't pronounce the word "job" and the name "Homestar" properly. Coach Z explained to Strong Sad, "Don't tell anybody about teh sad sicret I'm gunna tell ya.
It all sturted when I still had a noze..." "You had a nose?" Strong Sad interrupted, shocked from what he heard. Coach Z nodded. "Yea I had a noze, and becuz of teh noze, I wuz teh most populer kid in ma' high skool! Until they fell off," quivered Coach Z at the last sentence.
"Oh my," said Strong Sad, sarcastically. "I know, I accidentallay cut it off with a saw. I started to lose frenz an' nobudy wanted to sit wit' me durin' lanch time..." "It's pronounced 'lunch time'," Strong Sad corrected the green fella'.
"Yeah yeah, watevur. Anyweys, when I moved here, you all med me happy agun! I even gotta job here!" said a suddenly enthusiastic Coach Z. An odd look came upon Strong Sad's face. "Coach Z, you're freaking me out. Hey wait, why were you sad just now if you got a happy ending?"
Coach Z sighed. "I miss ma' old noze... I hope ya' undastand, Strong Sad," said Coach Z as he turned to see an empty spot on the bench. "Strong Sad?"
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Wasn't it very odd? R&R.
P.S. It's hard to copy Coach Z's accent.