A/N: I'll talk to you at the end, my friends.

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Doctor Who, and all the dialogue or characters you recognize belong to someone else.

Rachel Berry was not one for praying. Usually, she just stamped her foot and pretended to cry, and her aunt would bring her whatever she wanted.

But no matter how many tantrums she pulled, her aunt still hadn't done anything about the crack in her wall, not even when Rachel screamed in the middle of the supermarket. And so, Rachel was praying. She'd seen it on TV once, and it had worked, so why shouldn't it work for the great Rachel Berry?

"Dear Santa," she began confidently, "thank you for the dolls, and the fish, and the new tap shoes. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you. Just, it's an emergency. There's a… crack in my wall."

Despite herself, Rachel turned to look at the crack, cutting roughly through her otherwise pristine baby pink walls. She shuddered dramatically at the sight, and quickly shut her eyes.

"Aunt Shelby says I'm too old to be scared, and it's just an ordinary crack, but I know it's not, and at night I hear voices, and..." Rachel deliberated whether to add the next part, but figured Santa needed to know everything if he was going to help.

"...sometimes I'm scared. There's something bad happening, Santa, so if you could send someone to fix it, like a policeman or..."

Rachel stopped. There was a loud whirring sound outside, she could hear it coming closer and closer. Then suddenly, crash. Rachel's eyes flew open and she rushed to her window. There, lying in the remains of the old garden shed, was a big blue box, billowing smoke. But most importantly, written across the top of the box, was the word police.

A/N: Ok, so I know that was ridiculously short. The other chapters are longer, I promise.

This idea has been stuck in my head forever now, I'm not really sure why. I think the hiatus from both shows is making me go crazy. But yeah. Also I think I saw a photoset with Rachel and Finn as Amy and Rory, and then Blaine as the Doctor, so I've just kind of gone with that. :)

So hopefully you enjoyed this, another chapter should be up this afternoon maybe, or perhaps tomorrow. I've written about five already so it's all good!

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