Cold shoulder
Chapter One
New Friends.
Fiona was out shopping at a clothes shop in Far,Far Away. She was trying on some rock clothes. She looked faboulous. She paid for them. She walked out of there wearing a black baker boy cap with gems on the rim. She then saw some girls being bugged by a guy. He looked like a hunter. He was probably harassing the two ogre girls. She then snapped into action. "Hey leave her alone! She's not hurting you." One of them said to him. They watched as Fiona kicked the guy's butt. He then ran off crying. They were impressed by this. "That was cool! Who're you?" one of them asked her. "I'm Fiona. Are your friends okay? That creep was a loser to try that!" she told them.
They then realised who Fiona was and gasped in shock. "You're her! The very princess that kicked that slime ball Charming's butt and his mother's. You did all the girls in the kingdom a favour. Let's be friends!" one of them said to her excitedly. Fiona was excited by this. She'd never had friends before because of her curse but now that was taken care of… why couldn't she? Besides Shrek would understand and probably be happy for her. "Sure! But who're you guys?" she told them happily. The girls smiled at this. One of the ogre girls came near her. She had purple hair with blue streaks through it. She was wearing a halter top, a belt, blue trousers and a dark green baker boy cap. "I'm Marina. I like to dance and I'm into music. I was born a human but became an ogre for life. We have power." She said to her. Another girl came near her as the others crowded around her. She had pink hair with green streaks through it. She had black eyes. She was wearing a checked sweater and jeans with furry boots. "Yo what's up? My name's Chrisa. I like to read books and write." She told her. Fiona was impressed by this. Another ogre girl came over to her but she looked Latino. She was wearing a black hat/sombero, black boots, a black belt and wore a black cape. She had orange eyes. "Hola! My name is Arialle. I came from Espanol. I like to sing and draw. I have power but it is weak. I've heard of you and your brave husband. You always try to make humans like us and not be afraid." She said in a Spanish accent. Fiona was intrigued by her. "I didn't know Spain had any ogres!" Fiona told her. She smiled at that. They went for smoothies. Meanwhile at the swamp Shrek was in the kitchen cooking up a storm. Donkey and Puss were playing Tony Hawk Project 8 on his laptop. He heard Donkey yelling and shook his head as he went to see what was going on. "That little piece of litter sucking fur is hogging it! Tell him to get off now or it's gonna get ugly!" Donkey told him. Shrek smiled at the thought of Donkey taking on Puss and went back into the kitchen. He was cooking Italian and Spanish food for him and Fiona. He then was tasting it to see if it was good when he heard sounds of fighting and ran out. He was shocked and impressed at the same time. Puss had been pinned into a head lock by Donkey and Puss was scrabbing him with his claws to make him let go. He then broke it up but then Puss lunged at him with the sword intending to hurt Donkey with it but it hurt Shrek… down in the crown jewels. "Puss! Get out of here now before I get mad." He said as he went into the kitchen holding his butt. He then rearranged his under wear. That at least made it better. But as night fell, Fiona came home late. Shrek was asleep in the easy chair waiting for her. She looked at the table and realised she'd missed something important. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to totally miss our dinner together. I made some new friends at the mall and we were hanging out and I forgot the time." She whispered as she dragged her slumbering husband into bed and climbed in beside him. He then wrapped his arms around her as she began to fall asleep. "It's okay. It happens." He said in his sleep. She smiled at that. Many girls like her would be lucky to have a man like her husband, someone caring and brave. Someone there to be your friend.
She then thought about that as she dreamed peacefully.