One day Mulder and Dogget were strolling through the woods. Why, you ask? I guess we'll never know... anyways, they were walking along and suddenly Dogget said something very stupid, in usual Dogget fashion. Mulder then punched him for the lies he had told Scully about him the first time they met. Dogget, being stupid and all, just had a dumb expression on his face, so Mulder then slapped him and they went on.

A little later on in their walk, they came across an alien ship. "Mulder, that is NOT an alien ship!" Dogget said to Mulder. "And how would you know, Dogget? Have you ever been in one? I don't think so." "Mulder, they don't exist." "Oh, yeah? Well I ne-" Mulder was suddenly cut off when that super freaky alien bounty hunter walked up to them. Except he wasn't all serious like usual... he was wearing a clown hat and juggling balls. "Em... wha?" stuttered out Dogget. "SEE! I TOLD you!" Mulder shouted back at Dogget. Then the alien bounty hunter, who will from now on be called Bob, dropped his juggling balls and grabbed Dogget. Mulder, who did not like Dogget but didn't really HATE him ran after Bob and started smacking him with a big, wet, slimy, dead fish (which he had been carrying around with him for some strange, unknown reason) to keep Bob from torturing Dogget like he had Mulder. Bob, however, was unfased by this and kept carrying Dogget to his ship. Mulder then fell down on the ground, smacked unconscious by his own fish.