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not own Buffy or Angel.
A/N~ one of my good friends did a story like this one for a character in another show. I thought I could give it a go.
"Dawn get you lazy ass up! The dishes aren't going to wash themselves you know!"
Ever since Joyce died Buffy was highly violent towards Dawn. She seemed to be petty and pathetic now her mum wasn't there to tame her down a bit.
"DAWN YOU LAZY SACK OF S***! GET YOUR GLUTEUS MAXIMUS HERE NOW!"
Dawn decided that for the good of the world she should go do the dishes, cook breakfast, clean the toilet, sweep the floor and make the beds. It would take her 3 hours to do it all but it was 3 hours well spent. She liked to suck up to Buffy because she was a little midget and Buffy was strong and brave.
"Good morning Buffy. May I kiss your feet?" Dawn's whining voice squealed through Buffy's ear cavities. "If it will shut you up, you pathetic excuse for a key"
Buffy had been researching on 'the key' so she could find some way to make a repellant. Her and Willow had, had enough of listening and seeing her everyday even since their false monk made memories! They were thinking of getting Anya to do some vengeance of her but they wanted the glory of getting rid of the pest! Then Buffy got a stroke of genius!
The next weekend after Dawn finished washing her ratty tatty hair, because she fell in the toilet head first while cleaning it with Buffy standing behind her; they made their way out to a big indoor Ice skating arena. "Buffy why are we here? This will NOT look good in my reputation!"
Buffy glared at the evil piece of **** and walked in. Of course Buffy made Dawn pay for them both. This ice arena was just a frozen lake with 4 walls around it so her plan would work perfectly fine.
While they were ice skating Willow was at Xander's building sight 'borrowing' his jack hammer. She then teleported to the ice arena. Everyone skated off the surface except Dawn who was too slow to realize that she was the only one skating. Willow levitated above the ice surface and made a huge hole in the ice. There was freezing cold water underneath. She pushed Dawn into the hole.
Everyone laughed as she got weaker and weaker and eventually drowned to her frozen death. Willow then used her powers to seal the ice above Dawn. To this day Dawn sits under the ice frozen stiff.
A/N~ one of my good friends did a story like this one for a character in another show. I thought I could give it a go.
"Dawn get you lazy ass up! The dishes aren't going to wash themselves you know!"
Ever since Joyce died Buffy was highly violent towards Dawn. She seemed to be petty and pathetic now her mum wasn't there to tame her down a bit.
"DAWN YOU LAZY SACK OF S***! GET YOUR GLUTEUS MAXIMUS HERE NOW!"
Dawn decided that for the good of the world she should go do the dishes, cook breakfast, clean the toilet, sweep the floor and make the beds. It would take her 3 hours to do it all but it was 3 hours well spent. She liked to suck up to Buffy because she was a little midget and Buffy was strong and brave.
"Good morning Buffy. May I kiss your feet?" Dawn's whining voice squealed through Buffy's ear cavities. "If it will shut you up, you pathetic excuse for a key"
Buffy had been researching on 'the key' so she could find some way to make a repellant. Her and Willow had, had enough of listening and seeing her everyday even since their false monk made memories! They were thinking of getting Anya to do some vengeance of her but they wanted the glory of getting rid of the pest! Then Buffy got a stroke of genius!
The next weekend after Dawn finished washing her ratty tatty hair, because she fell in the toilet head first while cleaning it with Buffy standing behind her; they made their way out to a big indoor Ice skating arena. "Buffy why are we here? This will NOT look good in my reputation!"
Buffy glared at the evil piece of **** and walked in. Of course Buffy made Dawn pay for them both. This ice arena was just a frozen lake with 4 walls around it so her plan would work perfectly fine.
While they were ice skating Willow was at Xander's building sight 'borrowing' his jack hammer. She then teleported to the ice arena. Everyone skated off the surface except Dawn who was too slow to realize that she was the only one skating. Willow levitated above the ice surface and made a huge hole in the ice. There was freezing cold water underneath. She pushed Dawn into the hole.
Everyone laughed as she got weaker and weaker and eventually drowned to her frozen death. Willow then used her powers to seal the ice above Dawn. To this day Dawn sits under the ice frozen stiff.