Get Yo Freak On

by DxBellx29

What is it about those beautiful X Gened Women that make those X Gened men and even HUMAN men SNAP? How about holding a party, gettin' drunk, and deciding to put on a "Strip Show! Heehee (Dedicated to Missmishka) Woohoo!

1. Author's Note

A.N- Okay, this is just a note; I'm kinda gettin over a lame break up wif my boyfriend, and watching my X Men Evo episodes are the only thing holding my cheerful side up. So, anyway, just to let you know, this story was off the top of my head, it was oh so lovingly inspired by a couple of songs; Nine Inch Nails' Closer, and Missy Elliot with Nelly Furtado Get Yo Freak On, while readin' all your stories that I love so much (really, I do! That helped me cheer up too!), but this fic is dedicated to mah buddy Missmishka, who doesn't write smut (hehehe), but she writes some good and funny and romantic fics. She's inspired me to go ahead and let myself go and write some pretty smutty stuff. HOWEVER! This is not what she would have EXACTLY wanted; I still am keeping to my guns with keeping Rogue and Gambit together, and Elizabeth and Logan together.

Now, I am writing this as a warning; It's rated "R" for sexual relations and references, and the language is just plain foul mouthed; this is a note just to save my butt from Fanfic and my mom (cuz she likes to read my stories which I totally love, but I have to let myself go sometime mom!), on a special note, if you're gonna get offended by things, then I suggest you save your mind and eyes and run screaming the other way. If you don't get offended easily at all, and just love to read stories that tend to your dirty minds (LOL), then go ahead and read on....I love you all! =)

Now, on with my story, so I can go ahead and write more weird stuff about WHAT EXACTLY will make the X Guys SNAP in two regarding the beautiful women with the X Gene (hence, Elizabeth, Rogue, Jean, Kitty, Tabitha, Amara, and even WANDA) HA! Pairings goes as follows: Rogue/Gambit, Kitty/Lance, Elizabeth (Psylocke)/Logan, Kurt/Amanda, Tabitha/Brian (Elizabeth's Twin), Scott/Jean *of course*, Bobby/Amara, Wanda/John.

So, yeah, read on, and oh yeah, I don't own any of this stuff, blah blah blah, Stan Lee does (lucky bastard sitting and sipping on million dollar martinis and mai tais) DAMMIT! Okay, here goes nothing....