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The "simulation" of the battle between the Smurfs &Snorks that had occurred on FanFiction about 6 months ago was known to be the first Smurfs vs. Snorks battle ever written on the sight. First it was Smurfs & Snorks being sworn enemies, now they must fight side by side against their Half-Human counterparts, the Wunderwaffe, in a fight for survival in a new first time FanFiction story. 2,000 years of breeding and 25 years of genetic mutations will be put to the test as the Smurf & Snork Wunderwaffes will face off against the Smurfs & Snorks.

Citizenship's FanFiction proudly presents...

Command & Conquer: Smurfs & Snorks vs. Wunderwaffe

This will be an experiment, an experiment which will test the boundaries of the real world and the Smurfs & Snorks' world in the face of war. The battle will occur within a 10 square kilometres of land with the Wunderwaffe and the Smurf & Snork base about 4 kilometres apart, the Smurfs & Snorks will be in the West awhile the Wunderwaffes will be in the East. Since the Smurfs are already set up shop as they are comfortably in their own Smurf Village, they help their Snork counterparts to set up their encampment in the lake.

It was questioned if the lake is either freshwater or saltwater, since the Snorks can only breathe in saltwater. So lets say there's a freshwater pond nearby and the Smurf Village borders an ocean, which also borders the Wunderwaffe's encampment as well. Since the freshwater pond had been polluted by Gargamel awhile back, the only source of freshwater is a river that splits the Smurf Village and the Wunderwaffe's base.

Several smurfs watch as the Snorks swam up from the ocean to meet up with them. Once they touched land, AllStar and his friends, Dimmy, Casey, Daffney, Tooter, Jo-Jo, and Junior set up a little spot for themselves just near the shoreline as Governor Wellington Wetworth meet up with Papa Smurf. "A pleasure to meet you sir," said Wellington as he shook hands with Papa Smurf. "Pleasure meeting to Governor," said Papa Smurf, "Your ready for this?"

"I have been waiting 6 months for this one Papa Smurf," said Governor Wellington, "I hope you don't mind if I bring my family along."

"Not at all Governor," said Papa Smurf, "All these smurfs you see are my children."

"I guess you have more experience at being a father than I have then." chuckled Governor Wellington.

As AllStar and his friends set up tents and unpacked their things, the Smurflings approached the gang with curiosity. "Are you guys from the ocean?" asked Snappy.

"We sure are," said AllStar, "What's your name little guy?"

"My name is Snappy," said Snappy, "And this is Slouchy, Nat, and Sassette."

"Nice to meet you guys," said Casey, "Oh you look so cute."

"Maybe you kids can keep my brother busy," said Junior, "He's around here somewhere."

Willie soon swam out of the ocean and joins up with the gang, with SmallStar following behind. "Hey guys," said Willie, "I'm Willie and this is SmallStar."

"Hi," said SmallStar rather cutely.

"Hi Willie," said the smurflings and unison.

As the Smurflings and Snork children ran off, AllStar took a deep breath and sighed, "You really think it was a good idea to bring the kids along?" he asked.

"It wasn't my idea," said Junior, "And it was sure ain't me."

"Isn't your parents and uncles coming?" asked Casey.

"Yeah," said AllStar, "They'll be here any minute now."

"My grandfather will also be here as well," said Junior, "I wonder why old people are showing up."

Just east of the Smurf Village sits the Wunderwaffe base, just being set up by "Green Smurfs." They are about the size of oridnary smurfs but have grass green skin instead of sky blue skin, their clothes were M81 Woodland camouflaged smurf hat and pants instead of the color white. They also have a head full of hair as well, not to mention that their bodies are slightly skinnier or fatter than the Smurfs. A noticeable feature is that the Green Smurfs' aren't slightly bent as the Smurfs but rather straight. The most major difference is that 50% of Green Smurfs are female as the Smurfs only have three females.

The "papa smurf" of the green smurfs is Chernov Reznov, a 10 cm tall green smurf who wears similar clothing as the other green smurfs. Except he's wearing a camouflage jacket where the green smurfs don't have upper body clothing. The average green smurf is about 7.6 cm tall and same as the regular smurfs who they will be fighting, so Chernov is the tallest individual in the whole battle. He cannot be easily missed. And a word of note, green smurfs are Half-Human and Half-Smurf. So they're basically Hybrids.

He sits at his "Construction Yard" waiting for his cousins to arrive as the green smurfs manually build their base. What's interesting about his cousins is that they're twins, Radio and Berry Seaworthy. They are green snorks who have a strong relationship with each other. Radio wears a white long sleeve shirt with green sleeves and wears green pants and shoes awhile his twin sister Berry wears a green t-shirt and green pants and shoes.

Berry also has a full head of brown hair styled in a shag haircut, awhile Radio has no hair to begin with. Curiously they look like each of their parents, Radio looks similar to his father AllStar as Berry looks like her mother whose name shall not be revealed at this point.

They are both Half-Human and Half-Snork, commanding full snorks and not hybrids. The snorks they are commanding are snorks who were criminals in their past or had been abandoned and forgotten. They are called "Feral Snorks," due to the fact that they live about 40 kilometres outside of Snorkland in an area called the Outback. The culture is mostly a mixture of hillbilly, redneck, southern, and American western.

The Feral Snorks' skin color are either yellow or orange, they had light black freckles covering their bodies and faces along with dark circles around their eyes. Some of them even have an extra "snork," (the tube on their heads), however Billy Bob Wetworth, the most high class snork, has three. The Feral Snorks wear almost nothing, just a pair of brown pants and that's it. Even though 50% of the Feral Snorks are also female as the Green Smurfs, it's hard to tell the gender as they both look alike. Which is very disturbing depending on the situation.

Now who are the Wunderwaffes you asked? It's Chernov Reznov and the Seaworthy Twins, they are the Wunderwaffes and not their military forces they command. They are one of a kind creations with totally different backgrounds on how they were created, which will be revealed as the war goes on.

Radio and Berry soon arrives with their Army and Navy. They rushed up to Chernov who wasn't smiling, "Hey Chernov," said the twins in unison.

"It's been awhile kids," said Chernov, "Say hello to my Green Smurfs."

Chernov's girlfriend, Rachael, is an overweight green smurfette wearing a camouflaged smurf hat and a pair of green overalls. She had brown hair trimmed up to the tips of her ears and is wearing a pair of goggles, Radio and Berry seemed to like Rachael at first glance. "You must be my cousins," said Rachael, "It's so good to meet you."

"It's good to meet you too," said Radio.

"Oh, you are so cute." said Rachael, "You remind me of my babies."

All green smurfs, including Rachael, are his "Half-Siblings," they all share the same father but the Green Smurfs' mother turns out to be Smurfette awhile Chernov's mother died when giving birth to him. Radio and Berry's forces are somewhat related to them, all the yellow Feral Snorks share a Seaworthy ancestor awhile the orange Feral Snorks share a Wetworth ancestor. Since the history of the green smurfs' and Feral Snorks' history are vague, it is almost impossible where to begin. The green smurfs and Feral Snorks soon get together and observe each other and soon accept each other as comrades in arms, though there was a bit of a problem when some green smurfs met Radio. One green smurf named Rick approached the Seaworthy Twins, and smiled. "Ain't you a cute kid aren't you," laughed Rick, "Are you sure you old enough to handle this kid?"

Berry didn't mind the comment, but Radio was offended. "I can handle this comrade!" he pouted.

"You're sure?" asked Rick.

"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" snapped Radio as he jumped up and down, "I can handle this thank you very much!"

Rick and several green smurfs laughed as Radio groaned, that's when Chernov placed his hand on Rick's shoulder, "All of us here are 1 year old Rick," said Chernov, "You best remember that."

"But I'm 25 years old," said Billy Bob, "All of the Feral Snorks are either between the ages of 5 and 30 for all I know."

"It's not the chromosomal age comrade," said Chernov, "It's the physical age, my childhood just came and went without noticed. Radio and Berry however are only beginning theirs in the bodies of teenagers, time will tell if they can handle it."

"Heck I have to kill my meals in order to eat," said Radio.

"So do I," said Rick, "Except they try to eat me as well."

"Do you even understand the relationship between the Snorks and Neuroctopus?" asked Radio.

"What?" asked Rick.

"He's talking about the species of octopus he created Rick," said Chernov, "They're green octopuses that are about 5 cm wide and are more dangerous than humans when numerous."

"So where are these Neuroctopuses?" asked Rick.

"Right here," said Radio as he turns around, "Here Rex!"

Rex came shooting out of the water and flopped himself onto the ground. Using his tentacles, he slithered towards Radio as he picked Rex up. "There's more Neuroctopuses in the water," said Radio, "I'll explain later."

"Does that Neuroctopus need water to live?" asked Rick.

"They're amphibious like the Snorks," said Radio, "They move like spiders on land and on the ocean floor."

"So when are we building our bases?" asked Billy Bob.

"Now," said Chernov, "Let's get to it."

The Wunderwaffes are more technologically advanced than the Smurfs & Snorks, the Green Smurfs' technology are mostly made up of World War II and Cold War Technologies as the feral snorks were extremely high tech with their technology. Instead of building manually, they build using nanobots which creates buildings in seconds. Normally they placed their buildings in the water but they put their essential buildings such as the "Construction Yard" and land unit structures on land awhile amphibious and naval unit structures are built in the water.

The buildings built in water just sits above the surface awhile their foundation is anchored to the ocean floor, the Green Smurfs soon finished building their structures within a few hours awhile the Feral Snorks in just seconds.

When making units, the automobiles and other war machines appear far apart from their time periods. The Green Smurfs' vehicles are primitive crude awhile the Feral Snorks' vehicles are more cybernetic and sophisticated. For example, the Green Smurfs' Nacro submarines appeared to be built by armatures and have no computer equipment on board. Awhile the Feral Snorks' Seaworthy Submarines look like futuristic submarines of the future.

The Seaworthy Twins technology are obviously more highly advanced than Chernov. However this is Chernov's home grounds and most of the technologies being used by the Feral Snorks are in the sea, and the upcoming war will mostly be fought on land. However the technologies are based off of modular designs as their parts can be easily replaced, such as the Green Smurfs' Ripsaw tanks and most of the Feral Snorks' robot and cyborg units. Weapons are a different story.

The Green Smurfs' Standard Infantry Rifle is an unusual rifle, one can replace the barrel to fit the purposes of shotguns, rifles, and sniper rifles. It is designed mostly for accuracy and is easy to handle, it was originally designed to kill zombies but found its use elsewhere. The Green Smurfs also use Rocket Propelled Grenade launchers, they are designed to shoot molten copper into its target when they impact.

Feral Snorks however are different, their weapons are designed to be operated in water and not in air so they are going to be extra powerful when in land. They are mostly pump action shotguns, double barrel shotguns, civilian rifles, laser rifles, plasma rifles, and the one and only famous Triple Rocket Launcher. They are difficult to use and thus must be operated with great care. And since they aren't designed to be used on land, their accuracy suffers greatly but the spread rate and distance will make up for it.

If you think the technologies of the Green Smurfs and Feral Snorks are confusing, the Smurfs & Snorks are horribly worse.

The Smurfs' technologies is mostly medieval, just bows & arrows, swords, shields, all that wonderful medieval war technologies. Snorks on the other hand have better have better technology, 1980s based. Even though their technologies aren't designed for war, whatever weapon they brought along weren't design "to hurt anyone or anything." Thus puts the Smurfs & Snorks in the worst disadvantage yet.

Just as the Snorks finished "manually" building their water base, Handy Smurf gets to work on building a fleet of smurfmobiles to help with transportation on land. Flying Smurf got the skies covered in his wooden biplane with Feathers at his side, Dreamy Smurf soon prepares the S.S. Smurf II to help defend the base in the ocean.

Though they don't have much of an air force and navy, it is all the Smurfs have. Since the Smurfs have no real air force to speak of, they do have a Snork Patrol submarine commanded by Corky. Other than that, they also have a massive submarine once owned by Bigweed. Which sucked in performance.

Despite having primitive technologies, Chernov has a massive air force. He has fixed wing fighter and bomber aircraft at his disposal, they fly quite silently as they soar through the skies. His Vertibirds are also good, a good fleet of them will help with ground forces a lot. The Seaworthy twins have an unofficial air force as only one robot is designed to fly, the Aquabot.

They almost look like the flying robots in Terminator Salvation awhile they're flying except they are painted white, which will stir things up a bit when in actual battle.

Once everyone is just about finished setting up camp, a bright green flare shot up from the center of the battlefield reaching about 2 kilometres high before exploding. Its fluttering green flames signals the war has begun, both sides prepare themselves for battle though the Smurfs & Snorks have no idea whats in store for them. Which is going to be ugly.

TO BE CONTINUED...