Battle Royale : Harry Potter version
Rating: R, for blood, gore, and some romantic elements
Genre: Horror/Thriller
Author: Boltor
Disclaimer: Even if I did rule the world, Harry Potter is not mine. It rightfully belongs to J.K.Rowling so don't bother trying to credit me on something like this XD And Battle Royale (both movies) are copyrighted to...Fukusaku? Iuno. It was a great masterpiece tho.
A/N: After reading about this "parody" (well Iuno what to call it) of Battle Royale with Morning Musume, I decided to write one with Harry Potter. I had a hard time planning this, actually, and if you've seen my other stories, this one will (probably) be different.
Chapter 1: Arrival
Harry Potter was finishing up packing his things just as Ron Weasley stuck his head in their dormitory.
"Harry, c'mon, Professor Mcgonagal wants us out there now!" said Ron in a very irritated voice. Harry slammed the top of his trunk and said to Ron, "I'll be there in just a minute!"
This field trip was so very unexpected to the Boy Who Lived. Usually, the only place that Hogwarts students would regulary go to was Hogsmeade, and yet they were still only allowed to go on a certain day. In fact, all of the fifth years were all so excited. But they couldn't figure out why Professor Dumdledore told them to take half of their belongings with them.
"Argh, Harry's pratically the only fifth year up there now!" grumbled Hermione Granger, a female fifth year prefect. Everyone of the Gryffindor fifth-year's were already downstairs, with all their baggage and belongings.
"Maybe it's the owl." said Ron, unexpectidely.
"What?" exclaimed Hermione in a voice so loud everyone heard.
"Yeah, maybe it's the owl! I mean, Professor Dumbledore told us not to bring our animals, right? What if we go to a place and we can't come back to Hogwarts forever!" said Ron. After about a minute or so, Harry finally came down.
"Finally! What WERE you doing up there?" shouted Hermione. "Oh, nevermind. Come, let's go." All the remaining Gryffindor's piled into the railings and the common, with very sad faces. It was as though the whole school knew about this mysterious event they were going to, except for them.
"Ron!" screamed three voices, whom Ron knew to be Fred, George, and Ginny Weasley. "Be careful when you come back, okay? I don't want you to get hurt..." said Ginny Weasley with a worried voice.
"What are you talking about! I'll be fine." said Ron happily. But the Weasley siblings still had a sad face upon them. Ron looked at them whole-heartedly and smiled at them, then turned his back.
"Let's go."
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The location of their field trip was unknown. Not even the prefects knew about this, and yet they were usually the first to know everything. Everyone packed their luggage onto the train, and they headed off, away from Hogwarts. Away from the place they knew as their second home. (A/N: This is a dark, dark, story. If you've read/watched/seen Battle Royale, you should know.) Especially for Harry Potter, he would never know that this was going to be one of the darkest chapters of his life. Everyone was going to expect the least.
The train, full of fifth graders, was dark and empty. Ron and Hermione were not required to sit in the Prefects cart this time. They spent their time with Harry and Neville, talking about random things. Everyone was excited to go on this field trip, but they all knew something wrong was going to happen. Something terribly wrong.
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"Are you sure?" said the Train's conductor, who was sitting in the front seat. Professor Mcgonagall seemed to be with him, in the other seat on the other side.
"I am definetly sure. But yet also, I am afraid to do this. What if he doesn't survive?" said Professor Mcgonagall, with a worried voice. She waited as their "destination" came closer and closer.
"He will survive, Minerva. Tell me one thing, however. Who wanted you to come to this place?" said the Train's conductor, leaning forward.
"Him. He said he will spare Hogwarts and its students if - oh, I can't say it...we take the fifth years to their doom."
"You-know-who?"
"No. Someone incredibly more terrifying than You-Know-Who."
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"What did Ginny mean by..'Be careful and come home safely'? Do you think the others know something that we don't?" pondered Hermione carefully. The whole cart fell silent at the thought of this.
Suddenly, the train came to a stop. Everyone gathered around the windows of the train. There was nothing but grassy plains and wondrous hills around them...
"Wait! What's that?" shouted Dean Thomas, pointing to a lone island in the middle of the sea. Would that were their field trip would take place? It seemed awfully dark...and....evil. This island, was obviously no place for a field trip. Everyone grabbed their bags and packs and headed down from the train. When they got down from the train, however, they found, not Professor McGonagall, but some strange man.
As the train sped away back to Hogwarts, Harry caught a glimpse of Professor Mcgonagall, huddling in the front cart, looking scared out of her life. He thought of it as suspicious.
"Welcome," said the strange man, "to Outlander Island."
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A/N: So, what do you think of the first chapter? It's [the story] is supposed to have a very freaky, dark feeling to it. The story will show us a side of the students that we have never seen before. Hopefully, it won't stray very far from the original Battle Royale. So, R/R!!!
Rating: R, for blood, gore, and some romantic elements
Genre: Horror/Thriller
Author: Boltor
Disclaimer: Even if I did rule the world, Harry Potter is not mine. It rightfully belongs to J.K.Rowling so don't bother trying to credit me on something like this XD And Battle Royale (both movies) are copyrighted to...Fukusaku? Iuno. It was a great masterpiece tho.
A/N: After reading about this "parody" (well Iuno what to call it) of Battle Royale with Morning Musume, I decided to write one with Harry Potter. I had a hard time planning this, actually, and if you've seen my other stories, this one will (probably) be different.
Chapter 1: Arrival
Harry Potter was finishing up packing his things just as Ron Weasley stuck his head in their dormitory.
"Harry, c'mon, Professor Mcgonagal wants us out there now!" said Ron in a very irritated voice. Harry slammed the top of his trunk and said to Ron, "I'll be there in just a minute!"
This field trip was so very unexpected to the Boy Who Lived. Usually, the only place that Hogwarts students would regulary go to was Hogsmeade, and yet they were still only allowed to go on a certain day. In fact, all of the fifth years were all so excited. But they couldn't figure out why Professor Dumdledore told them to take half of their belongings with them.
"Argh, Harry's pratically the only fifth year up there now!" grumbled Hermione Granger, a female fifth year prefect. Everyone of the Gryffindor fifth-year's were already downstairs, with all their baggage and belongings.
"Maybe it's the owl." said Ron, unexpectidely.
"What?" exclaimed Hermione in a voice so loud everyone heard.
"Yeah, maybe it's the owl! I mean, Professor Dumbledore told us not to bring our animals, right? What if we go to a place and we can't come back to Hogwarts forever!" said Ron. After about a minute or so, Harry finally came down.
"Finally! What WERE you doing up there?" shouted Hermione. "Oh, nevermind. Come, let's go." All the remaining Gryffindor's piled into the railings and the common, with very sad faces. It was as though the whole school knew about this mysterious event they were going to, except for them.
"Ron!" screamed three voices, whom Ron knew to be Fred, George, and Ginny Weasley. "Be careful when you come back, okay? I don't want you to get hurt..." said Ginny Weasley with a worried voice.
"What are you talking about! I'll be fine." said Ron happily. But the Weasley siblings still had a sad face upon them. Ron looked at them whole-heartedly and smiled at them, then turned his back.
"Let's go."
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The location of their field trip was unknown. Not even the prefects knew about this, and yet they were usually the first to know everything. Everyone packed their luggage onto the train, and they headed off, away from Hogwarts. Away from the place they knew as their second home. (A/N: This is a dark, dark, story. If you've read/watched/seen Battle Royale, you should know.) Especially for Harry Potter, he would never know that this was going to be one of the darkest chapters of his life. Everyone was going to expect the least.
The train, full of fifth graders, was dark and empty. Ron and Hermione were not required to sit in the Prefects cart this time. They spent their time with Harry and Neville, talking about random things. Everyone was excited to go on this field trip, but they all knew something wrong was going to happen. Something terribly wrong.
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"Are you sure?" said the Train's conductor, who was sitting in the front seat. Professor Mcgonagall seemed to be with him, in the other seat on the other side.
"I am definetly sure. But yet also, I am afraid to do this. What if he doesn't survive?" said Professor Mcgonagall, with a worried voice. She waited as their "destination" came closer and closer.
"He will survive, Minerva. Tell me one thing, however. Who wanted you to come to this place?" said the Train's conductor, leaning forward.
"Him. He said he will spare Hogwarts and its students if - oh, I can't say it...we take the fifth years to their doom."
"You-know-who?"
"No. Someone incredibly more terrifying than You-Know-Who."
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"What did Ginny mean by..'Be careful and come home safely'? Do you think the others know something that we don't?" pondered Hermione carefully. The whole cart fell silent at the thought of this.
Suddenly, the train came to a stop. Everyone gathered around the windows of the train. There was nothing but grassy plains and wondrous hills around them...
"Wait! What's that?" shouted Dean Thomas, pointing to a lone island in the middle of the sea. Would that were their field trip would take place? It seemed awfully dark...and....evil. This island, was obviously no place for a field trip. Everyone grabbed their bags and packs and headed down from the train. When they got down from the train, however, they found, not Professor McGonagall, but some strange man.
As the train sped away back to Hogwarts, Harry caught a glimpse of Professor Mcgonagall, huddling in the front cart, looking scared out of her life. He thought of it as suspicious.
"Welcome," said the strange man, "to Outlander Island."
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A/N: So, what do you think of the first chapter? It's [the story] is supposed to have a very freaky, dark feeling to it. The story will show us a side of the students that we have never seen before. Hopefully, it won't stray very far from the original Battle Royale. So, R/R!!!