Pat:
Alright, so here's a fic for ya'll, courtesy of the person who won
the last fic guess:
Team Troubles 3: The Stupidity of Legendaries!
Enjoy!
All was bright in the Lakes of Sinnoh. Team Galactic had long ago stopped trying to catch the three lake spirits, so everything was in it's rightful order. Well, almost...
Lake Verity Cavern, 2:15
"CHEATER!"
"I did NOT
cheat, Mesprit!"
"Did SO, Azelf! You're flustered
because I found that you cheated!"
"...WHAT?! How is it
cheating when I say 'Go fish'?!"
"I don't know, but I'm
on the verge of discovering something!"
"Uxie, HELP
ME."
"Err... No thanks, I'm busy."
"Doing
WHAT?!"
"Sleeping, what else?"
"... No
comment- Hey, no peeking at MY cards, Mesprit!"
"What?
What'd I do?!"
Lake Verity 8:15
"... And my
four kings beat your four queens! Hah! Told you I didn't need to
cheat to win!"
"... F--!"
Iron Island, 8:16
"I REALLY get bad vibes from this place, Rukario.
Let's go back please."
"Come on, Jirachi-chan, it can't
be that bad, can it?"
"Eeek! What was that?!"
"Hm?
Oh, it was just a Squirtle."
"But Squirtles don't live
around here..."
"Oh? ...-Looks at the cave's entrance,
where a Trainer is standing-... So they don't. Hm... Run!!"
Lake Verity Cavern, 9:15
"Zzzzzz..."
"Zzz-
Snort -gasps- Crap, that stung!"
"Keep it down,
Mes."
"...Wanna play Go Fish,
Uxie?"
"Uxie?"
"...
-Takes out a frying pan-"
"Uxie??"
BONG!!
"Oy,
keep it down over there, guys! Sheesh, boys..."
Pokeball
innards, 10:00
"...Well, at least we get fed, right?"
"WAH!
MY LIFE, AS I KNOW IT, IS OVER!! WAAAAHH!"
"...Oy, it's
gonna be a long night."
Pat: Sorry if it's short, but it was the best I could do right now. Whoever gets what happened to Rukario and Jirachi in this one just gets an OC of their choice, and a fic to that OC. Just nothing too hard, okay? Come on, try it, it's bloody obvious! Review!