Rated T
Disclaimer: Me no be owneding the Harry Potter, okayz?
Disclaimer II: This is stupid and bad. Has a big twist. Also, Alternate Universe
That stupid song. It had to be the worst song Vernon ever heard and that JUST had to get stuck in his red, fat head. "It's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday!"
Of course, Vernon was stuck all summer sitting who he called Potter, Weasels and Hairy-Oh-Mee-Nay. It was a sunny June day and Mr. Dursley was hauling twelve year old Dudley to the park along with these kids Piers, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny, Neville, Luna and Cho. These names are really not familiar to many, and I'll bet they are not at all familiar to you. Vernon had rented a van to get these brats off his hands for a while, and his son and his friend decided to tag along.
From the back seats, hushed whispers were planning a vile prank that they thought of as innocent, but was one that would risk their lives. Eleven happy voices kept singing, "Guest what?" to Vernon so many times that he turned around and screamed, "WHAT!"
On cue, the teens sang, "It's Friday, Friday..." and they sang the entire song three times. At the frst, Vernon was red. At the second time, Vernon was purple and pulling his hair out. At the third, Vernon couldn't take it. He yelled, "SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW OR I WILL SHUT YOU UP MYSELF!" When they did not stop, drove off a cliff and ended it all before the kids could sing it a fourth time. Do you wonder why these names are no longer known? Because these children died. They died playing a prank, singing the world's most annoying song to the world's most impatient man.