ROTG RANDOM EPICNESS

by Psychedelic Tenchi

YES! IT IS AMAZING! Maybe...Anyway, it's just some random crap about our favorite Guardians. Any followers and/or favoriters (is that even a word?) will be given the title of a Radioactive Homie! Thanks guys! NOW WITH FANFICTIONERS! We have reached 100 Random Epicness moments! SUCCESS! This will still go on!

1. Chapter 1

ROTG RANDOM EPICNESS!

1: Internet... LMFAO

Jack: What's the Internet?

Jamie: KEEP CALM AND PLAY MINECRAFT!

Jack: WTF? O_O

2: MINE'S COOKIES!

Jack: Hey North. What's u-

North: MINE'S COOKIES!

Jack: Wha-

North: MINES COOKIES!

Five hours later

Bunny: Hey Ja-

Jack: MINES BUNNYIES!

Bunny: O-o

3: Spelling Bees

Tooth: Jack, spell apple.

Jack: A-P-P-L-E… apple.

Tooth: Bunny, spell carrot.

Bunny: C-A-R-R-U-T carrut.

Tooth: WRONG! *Presses button. Bees come after Bunny.*

Bunny: (O 3 O) IT'S THE ACCENT!

4: You and Jack

Jack: Hey (NAME), guess what?

You: What?

Jack: …

You: ….

Jack: DISAPPOINTING!

You: *runs*

5: Christmastime

Jack: "Chestnuts roasting, on an open fire…"

North, Tooth, Sandy, Bunny: :D

Jack: "Guess who's taking off his clothes…"

North, Sandy, Bunny: o_o

Tooth: (OwO) *insert nosebleed*

Disclaimer: I don't own anything! Except for my sick mind…