Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling.

Summary: 100 words on Mr Finnegan's reaction to learning that his wife is a witch. Apologies to Dubliners. (I was born there myself!)

"Jasus, woman! What are you tellin' me?"

"You heard me." The new Mrs Finnegan sat on the edge of the bed in the honeymoon suite in the Bay View Hotel in County Kerry. "I'm a witch from a long line of witches and wizards from Dublin. I went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where I learned Defence Against the Dark Arts, Potions, Muggle Studies, Transfiguration and Arithmancy."

"You're a witch."

"Yes."

"You're a witch from Dublin?"

"Yes."

Mr Finnegan was white with shock. "Jasus. What'll the lads down the pub say when they hear I've married a Dubliner?"