Disclaimer: I don't own anything besides the idea for this story. I only borrowed the characters.
"I have more hair on my head than you."
"Maura!"
"Well, you have dark hair and I have blond hair. Your hair is thicker than mine, but on the other hand I have more hair on my head than you have. On average at least."
"I am trying to get some sleep, Maura. So I beg you: shut up!"
"Jane, why are you so aggressive? It's just a fact that came to my mind a moment ago. It is a very useful fact!"
"Useful fact, my ass. It's almost 3am and you are lecturing me about hair."
"In contrast to you I cannot fall asleep without having read a couple of pages."
Jane turned around violently to face Maura: "Okay, that was your last chance. Get out of the bed and sleep on the couch, because otherwise I can't promise you that you'll be alive on the next morning. I need my goddamn sleep!"
"Calm down! Sheesh, I wouldn't have thought that you would be so picky when it comes to sleep deprivation. I was kidding. I only wanted to tease you!" Maura placed a small kiss on Jane's nose.
"Sleep tight," she whispered and turned around.
Mumbling and frowning Jane turned back around and closed her eyes: "G'night, Maura."