Okay, I'm sad. Last time I checked, there were not five reviews. I thank you, dukefan01 and ColorMeEmo. IF YOU READERS WANT RECOGNIZEMENT, THEN REVIEW!

As you all know, I am niether Lewis Carrol (he's dead) nor Tite Kubo (I'm typing in English. Wait, can Tite Kubo read/write/understand English? O_O) so I don't own Bleach or Alice in Wonderland.

And now back to the fanfic!

Huh, Uryu Ishida thought as he fell down the snake hole. I didn't expect this to happen today.

Uryu quietly contemplated life. Why am I here? Am I good? Or am I...evil?

Who knows where that came from.

Anyway, as Uryu questioned his meaning in the world, he fell smack on his ass in the very bottom of the hole.

"Ow!" he complained, rubbing his butt as he stood up. Looking around, he saw a small door. And by small, I mean it was from a minature dollhouse. Uryu sighed.

"Great, now I'm stuck," he muttered. Suddenly, the strange white-haired man fell and crushed Uryu.

"Oh...my spleen..."Uryu weezed.

"Oh, hello there!" the white-haired man said brightly. "I'm the White Rabbit! But you can call me Ukitake!"

"You don't look like a rabbit," Uryu said skeptically. "Besides, didn't I kick your head?"

Ukitake didn't absorb anything Uryu said. "Would you like some candy?"

"...excuse me?" Uryu asked politely. "I'm not a kid, you know."

"So that's a yes?"

Uryu took the candy out of pure frustration. As he was that wierd kid who always checked the labels, he, well, checked the labels. On the side of the wrapper, it said: Dr. Mayuri Kurotsuchi's Wonder Candy

Uryu gulped. "On second thought, I don't want it."

"But it will make you big and strong!" Ukitake pouted.

"I don't care about that stuff," Uryu said with a sigh.

Hmmmm, Ukitake thought to himself. Now what would a strange kid like that enjoy...I'VE GOT IT!

"This special candy," announced Ukitake, lying through his teeth. "Will increase a person's sewing skill TENFOLD!"

Uryu grabbed the candy and gulped it down in one bite (don't try that at home, kids!).

"Ugh..." he moaned. "I don't feel so good..."

So there you have it! By the end of this chapter, I'm hoping to have five reviews. Not five MORE, five TOTAL. That's how much I care about you readers. But please, if you're bothering to read the story then leave a review, won't you?

As inspiration strikes. ~Spottedmask77

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