Fred heard the sound of reindeer hooves on his rooftop. He knew his killer had come. He was apart of the mob and the big boss was Santa. He hadn't paid up his debts to Santa, but if he heard the reindeer hooves, he knew he was here to deliver a gift of pain to Fred. Fred was panicking so he went to the Fast and Easy Mart and picked up some flamin hot cheetos. Santa and Fred ate them over watching football. Fred thought it was all okay until Santa shoved a flamin hot cheeto up his nose. Blood got all over the carpet and he couldn't even think straight. All the spices were going to his brain. Fred then passed out. He awoke to find himself strapped to a hospitol bed. Santa wanted to test his new cheese grater. The cheese grater was fine but Santa hated cheese. Santa was disgusted of Fred and Santa decided he needed to leave. But his reindeer were gone so he got in a blimp and went back to the North Pole. The End.