The Mew Song
A lovely little parody of "Dilemma" by Nelly and Kelli
Revised lyrics by Barako Moonlight/ Midnight Trainer
A little note to you people out there who have enough spare time to read this:
I wish I were you. I really need more time to just do nothing.
Disclaimer: Original lyrics by whoever wrote them-- it wasn't me.
I DON'T OWN POKEMON. MEW AND MEWTWO ARE NOT MINE.
....is that clear enough for you? Well, good.
Have a very merry un-birthday!
-Barako Moonlight/ Midnight Trainer
Another little note-- Barako and Midnight Trainer are one in the same.
Meaning--- we're both the same person. If we weren't, then that would be rather awkward,
since Barako (my very strange self-insertion name) owns a Murkrow named Midnight. o.o;;
Anyway, catch 'ya later!
A prize to whoever has this cool font on their own 'puter and can tell me what it's called.
Bai, this time for real.
-Barako/Midnight Trainer
I love Mew, and I need Mew
Baby, I love Mew, I do
Need Mew
Chorus:
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
I met this chick and she just moved right up the stream from me
And she wanna catch me, the strongest one you'll ever see
But oh, no, no, she got my clone, oh-oh, but that's okay
'Cause I wait for my cue, just play my position
In my bubble, block everything she could be hittin'
And in no time, she's almost broke through mine, and that's for sure
'Cause I-I never been the type to attack another Pokemon
But there's something 'bout baby girl, she just can't leave me 'lone
So tell me, ma, try and catch me
She said "You don't know what you mean to me," come on
Chorus:
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
I see a lot in your look and I never say a word
I know how trainers start battlin' attackin', and travel 'cross the world
And there's no way Mew'll go for it
Ain't captured by no man, as you could see
But I-I like your team, your style, your whole demeanor
The way you come through and holler, and Ice Beam me with your Cloyster
Now that's painful, and I got special moves to attack ya, don't you forget it
But it ain't that easy for you to pack up and leave me
But you and me we got lives with different meanings
I respect that and right before I turned to leave
She said, "You don't know what you mean to me," come on
Chorus:
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
Sing it for me, K
I love Mew, and I need Mew
Baby, I love Mew, I do
And it's more than Mew'll ever know
Oh, it's for sure
You can always count on capture
Forever more, yeah, yeah
East coast, I know you're chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you plannin' right
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
East coast, I know you're chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you plannin' right
East coast, you're still chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, you're still plannin' right
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
Mew, Mew
East coast, I know you're chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you plannin' right
East coast, you're still chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, you're still plannin' right
A little note to you people out there who have enough spare time to read this:
I wish I were you. I really need more time to just do nothing.
Disclaimer: Original lyrics by whoever wrote them-- it wasn't me.
I DON'T OWN POKEMON. MEW AND MEWTWO ARE NOT MINE.
....is that clear enough for you? Well, good.
Have a very merry un-birthday!
-Barako Moonlight/ Midnight Trainer
Another little note-- Barako and Midnight Trainer are one in the same.
Meaning--- we're both the same person. If we weren't, then that would be rather awkward,
since Barako (my very strange self-insertion name) owns a Murkrow named Midnight. o.o;;
Anyway, catch 'ya later!
A prize to whoever has this cool font on their own 'puter and can tell me what it's called.
Bai, this time for real.
-Barako/Midnight Trainer
I love Mew, and I need Mew
Baby, I love Mew, I do
Need Mew
Chorus:
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
I met this chick and she just moved right up the stream from me
And she wanna catch me, the strongest one you'll ever see
But oh, no, no, she got my clone, oh-oh, but that's okay
'Cause I wait for my cue, just play my position
In my bubble, block everything she could be hittin'
And in no time, she's almost broke through mine, and that's for sure
'Cause I-I never been the type to attack another Pokemon
But there's something 'bout baby girl, she just can't leave me 'lone
So tell me, ma, try and catch me
She said "You don't know what you mean to me," come on
Chorus:
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
I see a lot in your look and I never say a word
I know how trainers start battlin' attackin', and travel 'cross the world
And there's no way Mew'll go for it
Ain't captured by no man, as you could see
But I-I like your team, your style, your whole demeanor
The way you come through and holler, and Ice Beam me with your Cloyster
Now that's painful, and I got special moves to attack ya, don't you forget it
But it ain't that easy for you to pack up and leave me
But you and me we got lives with different meanings
I respect that and right before I turned to leave
She said, "You don't know what you mean to me," come on
Chorus:
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
Sing it for me, K
I love Mew, and I need Mew
Baby, I love Mew, I do
And it's more than Mew'll ever know
Oh, it's for sure
You can always count on capture
Forever more, yeah, yeah
East coast, I know you're chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you plannin' right
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
East coast, I know you're chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you plannin' right
East coast, you're still chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, you're still plannin' right
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
Oh, you know I'm crazy over Mew
No matter what I do
All I think about is Mew
Even when I'm with Mewtwo
You know I'm crazy over Mew
Mew, Mew
East coast, I know you're chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you plannin' right
East coast, you're still chasin' right
Down south, I know you're battlin' right
West coast, I know you're attackin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, you're still plannin' right