Dante's Debt
By: DMEX
Nadda is mine
Summary: Dante gets sued by the IRS and is sentenced to work his debt off in Townsville. And his job? Assistant Teacher in Pokey Oaks Kindergarten! Grade School is gonna be one hell of a party!
Ch. 1
Lawsuit
It was just a typical day at DMC. When isn't it, with Dante either lazily reading some magazine or some adult magazine that he "Promised to pay them off at the end of the month," ordering pizza and/or a strawberry sundae from the parlor or end up being suckered into a crap job by Morrison or Lady.
But it was on this day that his debt would finally catch up to him. Dante grabs his mail and what was next was gonna send him to the boiling point.
NOTICE:
MR. DANTE,
YOU ARE BEING SUED BY THE IRS! I EXPECT YOU IN COURT IN TOMMOROW AND GET YOU THE BEST DAMN LAWYER YOU CAN GET OR YOU'LL BE STUCK WITH HARVEY BIRDMAN. IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL BE SORRY!
(EVEN IF YOU FLEE THE CITY OR COMMIT SUICIDE..)
ENCLOSERS,
BIG MONEY INC. LAWFIRM
"SHIT! I'M BEING SUED?" Dante yelled at the top of his lungs.
Well lets just say when he got in court, it didn't go well for him. "Dante, I sentence you to pay your debt off in the City of Townsville as an Assistant Teacher in Pokey Oaks Kindergarten." Judge Mentok the Mind-Taker ordered. He then slammed his brain mallet and the case was dismissed.
"Great," Dante sarcastically started, "now I'm going into babysitting some underprivileged brats…"
1 LONG DRIVE LATER
"So this shit hole is Townsville…?" Dante asks himself as he lazily scratched his head. He went into some Pizza Parlor. "A beer and a pizza, extra large anything except olives." Dante barked at the guy at the register.
It was quiet for a while. Dante almost got kicked out for asking them to put it on his tab but just then a robber came in.
"GIMME YER MONEY! THIS IS A ROBBERY!" the robber barked at the clerk then the alarm would follow suit. "That's not a smart idea. You'll get yourself killed…" Dante smirked. "Who you think you are?" screamed the robber in some otherworldly voice.
Gunshots were soon heard and massive blood and guts would drench the parlor. Sure, he got kicked out of the parlor, but he did get to vent a bit after the IRS sued him, and killed a demon in the process.
When the PPG arrived, they were shocked to find a dead demon carcass.
"Who do you think did this?" Buttercup asked, shocked yet amazed.
"It's gross!" Bubbles whined at the sight of it.
"Someone had to be ungodly tough to do something like this." Blossom observed.
Meanwhile, Morrison caught up with Dante and escorted him to his "makeshift house."
To be continued…