Hey guys this is my first EVER fanfiction so hate me don't hate me I don't care. Just read it.
ATTCK OF THE KANKER CLONES
Eddy woke up in the middle of the night feeling that indefinable feeling that soldiers get RIGHT before a artillery round goes off. Suddenly the door blew up and 6 kanker girls came in, there eyes locked with his. "KANKER NIGHT RAPE AHHHHHHH!" He screamed, reaching under his bed for a weapon,not knowing what he would find. He quickly felt a sharp pointed object but to his disgust, it was a book."AHHH, it burns!" He screamed whacking the kankers into the wall. He dashed out of his room before they could get up, zipping through the hallways. When he got to his doorway he was just about to grab the doorknob but Murrey(I forget how to spell her name XD) tackled him to the ground and pinned him down. She was just a inch away from kissing him when her head suddenly jerked violently. She slumped over on his body, the remains of a potato splattered on her head." What the hell?!" He thought before a tall blue haired figure stepped in front of his prone body.
Double D was having the most wonderfully dream he had ever had, him and Nazz were studying together in a library and eddy was serving them wine, the dream then shifted to him sleeping in his bed. Nazz was lying on top of him, slowly making out with him."wow," he thought"this feels likes its actually happening!" He opened his eyes and discovered that he had been making out with Lee Kanker. " OH HOLY MOTHER(random explosion outside)ING COW!" He exclaimed, shoving her off of him and dashing out the windows, and saw the culdesack in a complete war zone. Craters marked the sidewalk, cars were split in two, it was a hell truly indescribable. A truck pulled up behind him. Rolf was driving and Johnny in shotgun, ironically holding a shotgun, and Eddy was manning a poorly attached chain gun on the boot of the truck. Hop on double the Edd boy!" Rolf yelled, tossing him a 9mm handgun. " but I can't shoot a person!" Double D yelled. "Fear not edd boy," Rolf replied, pulling him onto the boot.",for it fires potatoes!" They drove fast as they could to rolfs house, which was surrounded by a wooden wall and a moat. "Hold on edd boys!" Rolf yelled, flooring the truck off a ramp."Wowee plank!" Johnny yelled, the usual crazy grin on his face. The truck landed in rolfs front yard. "Wait," double D yelled, "what about Ed!?" Just then a gigantic explosion came from the direction of ed' s house.
Wow this is only my first chapter I'll try to add more chapters often but school and whatnot. The in next time to see if ed lives!