EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
PINKIE PIE
VS
MISTY
BEGIN
[PINKIE PIE]
OKAY MISTY I'M GANNA TEACH YOU A LESSON
I'M GANNA KICK YOUR VAGINA WITH MY PARTY CANNON
YOU SUCK GO BACK AND FUCK YOUR FRIEND ASH
THE FAN ARE SHIPPING YOU RIGHT TO THE BACK
MY ELEMENT OF LAUGHTER WILL RISE MY PONY FAN
YOU HATE BUG POKEMON THAT MIGHT BE GLAND
YOU SHITTY WATER POKEMON GO HOME AND DIE
I THINK YOUR A RETARD AND YOU MAKE A PRIDE
[MISTY]
OH YEAH PINKIE PIE YOU ARE SUCH A SLUTTY BITCH
ALL YOU EVER DO IS SING LIKE JIGGLYPUFF YOU WISH
YOU NEVER WANT TO FIGHT ONLY WANT TO GET ALONG
I'LL WILL BLAST YOU TO THE SKY LIKE TEAM ROCKET EVERYONE
DAMMIT PINKIE PIE YOU BROKE THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE MANY PINKIE THAT FALL
WHEN THE PARTY CRASH MY POKEMON WILL DEFEAT YOU
STARMIE USE HYDRO PUMP AND YOU'LL BE DROWNING FUCK YOU
[PINKIE PIE]
HEY TAKE THAT BACK YOU CAN'T DENIED ME
NOPONY ELSE WANT TO REJECT PINKIE
WHAT ABOUT YOU ALL YOU DO IS YELL A LOT
WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR VOICE YOU CAN SUCK ASH COCK
YOU TREAT PSYDUCK LIKE HE THE DUMBEST ONE OF EVER
GO BACK TO THE GYM AND STAY THERE FOREVER
YOUR SHOW SUCK IT HAD TO MANY VIOLENCE
WHEN YOUR POKEMON ATTACK I WILL GET MY PINKIE SENSE
[MISTY]
CRY ALL YOU WANT BUT YOUR MIND IS SHITTY
LIKE YOU USE RAINBOW POWER AND THE ELEMENT OF HARMONY
I WILL CAPTURE YOU IN A POKEBALL AND KILL YOU
THEN THE NEXT FAN HAD TO CANCEL PONY SCREW YOU
YOU LAUGH AT THE GHOST WELL IT NOT EVEN FUNNY
I WILL BRING GENGAR HAUNTER GASTLY TO SEND YOU HELL YOU FREAK
NOW I'M GANNA GO I GOT POKEMON TO CATCH
SEE YA LATER PINKIE BITCH IT WAS FUN KICKING ASS
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE