(Please note that italicized and is the Narrator, bold is me and the cussword-cutter-outter person, and everything else is just underlined.)
Know Your Stars!
Haruhi was walking down the halls of Ouran High, heading to the third floor music room for the Host Club. Suddenly a monkey popped up, and she slipped on a banana. Heh heh, that never gets old.
Where does that monkey come from, anyway..?
Haruhi: Oww... wait.. who said that?
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Haruhi: W-wha?
Anyway, the Fatal Frame cast wasn't really working, so we just changed to another anime.
Kuyoko: Yeeaaahhh, no one was giving us questions to ask the cast.
Haruhi: Uh... -scratches the back of her head- What's going on here? And why can't I see you guys?
OH! We're here to harrass you!
Haruhi: -Sighs- I get harrassed enough, thank you.
Yeah, but we're not harrassing you physically. We're harrassing you mentally! Yaaaay!
Haruhi: ... I'm leaving.
Kuyoko: &#! Shannon! Just interview her!
Haruhi: You know I'm a girl?
Well, it's kinda obvious..
Kuro: Plus, they watched the show.
Shut up, Kuro.
Haruhi: Show?
ANYWAY! Haruhi... who do you like the most in the Host club? I'm leaning towards Tamaki. But Kaoru and Hikaru are a close second, even though you're soooo oblivious to all three of their advances on you.
Haruhi: What? What are you talking about?
Haruhi likes Tamaki! Haruhi likes Tamaki! Haruhi likes Tamaki!
Kuro: How childish.
Kuro, I WILL break glass over your head and then rip your nipples off.
Kuyoko: Well, then.
Haruhi: Listen, guys. I don't really like anyone right now. I'm just trying to pay off my debt.
She's totally fibbing, you can so tell.
Haruhi: No, I'm not!
Haruhi and Tamaki, sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Hunny in a baby carriage!
Kuyoko: Dude, Hunny is older than both of them.
Yeah, I know, but he fit that role better than Kyoya, Am'mI right?
Kuro: She has a point.
&# right I have a point. See, it's right here. -holds up point-
Kuyoko: Oh...
Haruhi: ... I'm late, and Kyoya-senpai is going to find some way to put more money on my debt...
Okay, but first... ... ...
Haruhi: ...
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Haruhi: ...
Kuyoko: ...
Kuro: ...
Jesus: ...
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Haruhi: Well, what is it!
Huh, what? Sorry, I fell asleep.
Haruhi: ... Okay, that's it. I'm gone. -walks away-
Ooookay. Well, now you know your star! Kinda. Anywho, we'll see you all later! Next we're gonna interview Tamaki! Ooohh, how wonderful that'll be! Now, don't be affaid to give us some questions to ask him! See yall!