DISCLAIMER: This is a story for fun. If you want mindless fun, this is for you. If you don't, then you probably won't get what you are looking for.
DISCLAIMER AGAIN: From Animals to the Ice Age (also Animals!) A random concept, with a fairly more polished execution, but still totally weird. I promise I'll make a cohesive story soon. Maybe. Probably not. Happens right after the third movie because I really don't like the fourth.
DISCLAIMER THREE: Drop a review to show who you're rooting for! These mini-stories are actually fun to make!
Episode 1 - Open the Door, Get on the Floor.
Narrator: A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a bunch of animals were really really bored.
Eddie: Geez, it's so boring around here!
Crash: Yeah that's what the narrator said you dumbass!
Eddie: You're the dumbass!
Crash: No you're the dumbass!
Manny: Shut up, you're BOTH the dumbasses, if you're bored, go do something!
Ellie: Oh, come on, Manny, they're just kids, they have the rights to be dumbasses.
Eddie: We can be dumbasses all day long!
Sid: Yeah!
Ellie: No, not you Sid.
Sid: Awwwww. *Pouts*
Diego: Hey, cheer up, buddy. We're already used to you being a dumbass, it's no big deal.
Sid: Thanks, Diego, you always know how to cheer me up.
*Suddenly, the ground begins to shake*
Eddie: An earthquake?!
Crash: Yo' Momma!
Ellie: It's not me!
*Everyone looks at Manny*
Manny: Hey hey! I'm a big animal, I need to eat more than anyone here.
*Rudy bursts through the ground, with Buck controlling him*
Rudy: ROOOOOARRRGH (Suuuup, bitc-)
Buck: Hey, Rudy, language!
Sid: Ahhhh, it's the DINOSAUR! *Opens a door*
Ellie: *Gets on the floor*
*Everybody walks the dinosaur*
Buck: Ay' mates, I come with bad news.
Rudy: RAWWWWR (Pretty bad news)
Ellie: What bad news?
Buck: Them back 'ere.
*A bunch of pirates show up from the underground*
Pirates: RAWR, WE'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR NEXT MOVIE!
Sid: What? No you won't! I'm sure our charisma will stand tall above your villain power!
Pirates: Also, Amora will be an annoying teen.
Diego: ...he's right, film ruined.
Manny: Hey, it won't be that bad, right?
Diego: You tell me when your daughter is macking on other teen mammoths. I'm outie. Don't expect me there.
Pirates: And Diego, you'll get a love interest. I think I don't remember the movie that well.
Diego: *Turns around* ABOUT DARN TIME.
Buck: Hey, sorry to interrupt this 'appy fun time, but they aren't here to be our friends.
Pirates: Oh, right!
*The pirates trap everyone inside a net*
Rudy: GROWL (Not again...)
Pirates: We wanted some toys, so you'll do. You'll battle each other to the d-
Sid: D-DEATH?
Pirates: No, definite role of WINNER OF TOTAL DRAMA ICE AGE WINNER GETS 1 MILLION ACORNS!
*Scrat appears out of nowhere inside the net and pumps his 'fist'*
*Tony appears out of nowhere inside the net*
Tony: Hey, a million? I like millions. Does anyone wanna buy this rock for a million?
Manny: Goddamn it, I thought we lost Tony back at the second movie.
Tony: You can also get rid of me for a million.
Ellie: You won't get away with it, you PIRATES!
Eddie: Yeah what she said!
Crash: That's what she said, haha, that will be funny in a million years.
Pirates: Oh, but we will! The only way for you to ESCAPE OUR GRASP is to participate in this competition! You'll be split into two teams of 5, and compete in challenges, the losing team votes someone off-
Buck: Into the PITS OF DOOM! The tectonic plates of woe-
Pirates: Woah, woah, woah! No, just into the loser bench. Then, in the end, only one will win!
Diego: And the faster we do it, the faster you go away?
Pirates: Pretty much.
Diego: Fine by me!
Confessional - Diego - I'm going to win this! I don't know what I'm going to do with a million acorns, but hey, whatever, I need to position myself as a predator!
Confessional - Scrat - *Hopping around the walls thinking of the acorns*
Confessional - Manny - There goes our between movie break.
Confessional - Rudy - GROWL (I like big butts and I cannot lie)
Pirates: Here are the teams!
Frosty Biters: Manny, Eddie, Rudy, Tony, Scrat
Freezing Peas: Crash, Ellie, Diego, Sid, Buck
Manny: Are you kidding me?
Tony: No, but if you want me I could for a billion stone dollars!
Eddie: CRASH, TAKE CARE OF ELLIE!
Crash: I will, bro! I WILL TO THE END OF TIMES!
Buck: RUDY, WE ARE ON SEPARATE TEAMS, BUT I'LL MISS YOU MATE
Rudy: GROWL (Piss off, 'mate)
Sid: MANNY I LOVE YOU-
Diego: *Hits Sid on the back of the head* No. Bad Sid. Stop that. Stop it.
Ellie: MANNY I LOVE YOU TOO
Manny: We won't be separated can everyone stop being dramatic?
*Cut to Scrat, aboard a pier, who's crying and waving a handkerchief to an acorn that's floating away, like a boat*
Pirates: AND THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF HOW WE RUIN THE FRANCHISE MWAHAHA, DON'T MISS HOW WE RUIN IT MORE NEXT TIME, ON TOTAL DRAMA ICE AGE!
Who will win? Who won't? Who cares?! Find out pretty soon on the following episodes of Total Drama Ice Age! Drop a review, doods!