Hello world of Yaoi lovers. :P Hahahaha. Sorry Deidara fans, I do kinda make him an asshole in this. xP But we love you DEI! Hidan x Tobi. 3 Short Fluffy cuteness. ENJOY!And Tobi isn't Madara in this.

"KATSU!" Yelled Deidara and next thing I heard was an explosion and Tobi screaming in pain.

"AH!" I heard him start crying in pain.

"Not this fucking shit again." I muttered to myself.

"Please! Deidara Stop! Please… Please." He begged and cried in pain.

I stood up, I'm sick of hearing this shit! I kicked open Deidara's door and was horrified; which is saying something because I usually I get a kick out of watching people get tortured. Something about Tobi sad and beaten body made me incredibly angry.

Tobi was chained in his head boxers to the wall. He was bleeding and crying and his body was covered in scars from Deidara's exploding clay. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO HIM!" I screamed at Deidara who was smirking evilly at Tobi.

"The bitch was saying shit about my art again." He growled.

"Tobi was only joking…" Tobi started to cry, "Tobi's a good boy…"

I punched Deidara in the face, "You're such a damn brat! Fuck you!" I screamed and went over to Tobi, "Are you okay?" I whispered as I cut his ropes down and he collapsed into my arms, sobbing. "Shhh." I whispered and picked him up bridle style, carrying him out of Deidara's homemade torture chamber. He clung onto my open cloak and sniffled as I kicked open his bedroom door. His room was a light purple and covered in teddy bears and lollypops of all colors decorated the walls. I sat him down on his pink and purple striped bed spread before I tried to stand up.

He tightly held his grip on my cloak, "Thank you." He uttered softly.

"No problem Tobi." I said trying to escape; I failed.

He leaped up, wrapping his arms around my neck, "Tobi was so scared." I embraced him, doing all I could to comfort him.

"It's no big deal." I mutter as my face grew hot. I didn't get why this was such a big deal, I was just sick of the yelling…

"Yes it is!" Tobi looked me in the eyes, and I shifted mine quickly to the floor. "You saved Tobi's life."

"I did not."

"Yes you did!"

"No."

"Yes!" Tobi wrapped his legs around me, "Deidara would've killed Tobi, he said he'd kill Tobi."

I rubbed his back and sighed, "Well you don't have to give a shit about him anymore." He looked up smiling at me like a goof ball. This was the first time I'd seen his face without his pumpkin mask, he was really cute. He blushed slightly before leaning in and kissing my cheek. "Why'd you do that?" I asked looking away flustered.

"It's a thank you kiss for Tobi's hero." He grinned with pink painted on his cheeks. I quickly leaned in and kissed his soft lips before pulling away. "Why'd you kiss Tobi?" He asked nervously.

"It's an you're welcome kiss." I chuckled and kissed him again, falling onto his strangely colored bed.

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I hope you enjoyed! :D I know it's short, but it's short and sweet so please review and favorite and stuff, it always makes my day! ^_^