Sy: Hey peeps!
Kage no Tamashi: Hey :P
Sy: Well, pretty much Kage over here...
Kage: Don't say it...
Sy: Suggested that we read...
Kage: HELL!
Sy: Exactly! We've seen some people (Like Burning Light and Crystal) do commentaries on this story so I was like 'Why the hell not?'
Kage: Because this is worse than hell?
Sy: Shuddup...
Kage: I'd rather not.
Sy: Anyways, my thoughts will be in BOLD.
Kage: And mine in ITALICS!
Sy: Let's get started.
Kage: PLEASE NO!
Summary:
Sara was a normel girl until she went to nentendo world to save. My firts story ples revew.
Notes:
Hi my name is Sara (not Palin unfortanetly) and im a 13 yearold girl who loves America and God and the Constantution so i librul soshalist who likes barrack obama than LEAVE NAO and go back too getting wefare for noting and trying to turn every1 into gay athists also I lik video games like supper smash bras and otters even thou im a gril (my mom sad id turn a les if I play video game but I put pics of jaykob from twilit and juston beber in my room so idont). (NONE OF US CARE!)
CHAP 1: MISSON FORM GOD(So we're trying to create god?)
I was in my seance (Seance? Sounds alright.) class one dat when my librul teacher mr jonson was talkin about evilusion. (Evilusion?)
"an tat is why humins came form monkees and their is no god (Come again?)" he said.
I razed my han.d (I'm guessing that Sara brang some type of pet named han.d to school today...)
"yes Sara" he said.
"if humin came from monkees why r their still monks" (Monks? Ever heard of Buddhism?)
my teacher had no anser (I'll take that as a no...) for that so he give me a ditention and an f on my test.
"hahaha!" he sad "you Christens wil be defeet on day! athests alreedy rule dis cuntry becuz of obama car (Obama Car? Seems like a cool guy!) and son all Christens will goto deaf panells!"
just then the door toteh science room opened and God walked in. he was waring a rob and had a bread like he allways does. (God wearing bread? Yeah yeah been there done that!)
"mr jonson ur gong too HELL!" (He's already there! This story!)
"no cuz u arnt reel" mr jonson said. (He's in front of you, buddy.)
"lol ur a moran" (And then God calls someone a moron...) God said and he stroked mr jonson with lighting and mr jonson ded.
"yay!" said all the Christens in the class. (Isn't that only Sara? I mean seriously...)
"boo!" said the Heatrans so God stroked all them to. (So God STROKED the HEATRANS? GO MASTER BALL!)
"ok now I nead too talk too Sara God said. "so everbuddy else leave." (Sy is my Everbuddy! ((Thanks...)).)
"ok" my classmates left the room.
"Sara Osborne ive bean watching u for sum time," (Pedos...) he sad, "this world isnt the only on I mad." (You're mad at the world? LET'S BLAME SARA!)
"for real" I ask. (God doesn't joke. I mean, that is if this is god...)
"yea do u no about video games." (So someone that wears bread and tries to attempt to be god is also crazy about video games?)
"yea I play them with my bro and Lauren" (my bro is my brother and Lauren is my BFF forever and shes a PCC (Pretty Consertative Christen) like me to) (We don't care!)
"well they are real because when u play the nother unevirse I made"
"cool God" I hi fived God. (Wouldn't your hand be burnt off? I mean he is PURE LIGHT!)
"ok but theres treble. Satan found out about this and now hes in Nentendo World. Only u can stop him b4 he dose evil stuff their." (Oh, that explains Ruto then...)
"oh no." (OH NO IS RIGHT! RUTO IS TOO UGLY FOR THIS WORLD!)
"right this is the hardest thing u ever done even harder than ur math test last month. God thing i'm God (God thing? Eww?) and I can give u cool powers and stuff." (And stuff... ((Pedos...)).)
So God gave me some power and I fell to sleep. When I woke up I was outside of the Smosh Manshon! (SMOSH? ((*Starts singing Legend of Zelda Rap*)).)
Sy: Well... *Dies*
Kage: *Goes to actual hell* ITS BETTER HERE!
Sy's Dead Body: Well, should we go listen to Ephixa to get this out of our heads.
Kage: It's over here!
Sy: Well, let's do it!