Bella changed her location to A crappy little town that no one's heard of called Forks.
Mike Welcome to Forks, Bella!
Jessica Welcome, Bella!
Ron Welcome to Hogwarts, Bella!
Bella Hogwarts? Wtf?
Ron Sorry, wrong Facebook fanfiction.
Bella you're so beautiful – why do think i smell so bad? :'( worst first day EVER
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Charlie hey bells i've just got facebook
Bella go away Charlie!
Charlie ok sorry it's not like i'm your dad or anything...
Edward And so the lion fell in love with the lamb
Bella likes this.
Jacob likes Telling scary stories to a girl.
Bella do you mean me
Jacob yeah
Bella cool let's be best friends then one day in the near future i'll tell you that i love you but we cant be together because i'll be off fucking some vampire on isle esme!
Jacob Sure, sure
Alice that's so alice, it's the future i can seeee, that's so alice, it's so mysterious to me, yeahh! LMFAO!
Edward, Rosalie, Jasper and 3 others like this.
Bella is in a relationship with Edward.
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Mike you're seriously dating that douche?
Bella i happen to love him, mike.
Jacob lmfao Edward and bella climbing up a tree, checking out the scenry, when they're done, they'll have some fun, and make a baby called Renesmeeeeeeeee!
Edward It's okay Jacob, just give the rest of the story away.
Jacob no problem
Edward goodbye Forks...
Bella Don't go Edward!
Edward fuck off bella!
Bella *lies down on the ground crying*
Edward is now single.
Bella changed her relationship status to It's complicated.
Jacob had a great today with bella!
Bella likes this
Bella likes Cliff diving!
Bella likes Considering suicide.
Charlie my daughter is acting like a zombie – what should i do?
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Bella thanks dad :/
Alice OMG BELLA IS DEAD
Edward OMG, really?
Alice yeah :'(
Bella lol cliff diving is fun!
Alice you're not dead?
Bella no?
Alice FALSE ALARM, BELLA'S FINE :)
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Jasper edward's already gone to Italy to kill himself!
Alice shit
Bella is on the plane to Italy with Alice :)
Jacob don't say bye then bella...
Edward likes Considering suicide.
Jacob likes this.
Bella I love you Edward!
Edward likes this.
Edward it's okay Bella, I shall not kill myself!
Alice likes Grand Theft Auto.
Alice stealing cars is fun!
Bella and Edward like this.
Bella is finally back in Forks!
Jacob likes walking around topless ;)
Leah i hate you Jacob black!
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Seth what's wrong, big sis?
Jacob just leave her alone Seth, she's on her period
Leah I HATE YOU!
Jacob my dad said you left your tampons at my house you should come by and pick them up
Edward I truly hate dogs.
Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie like this.
Jacob I'm not so fond of you either, leech
Bella likes Switzerland.
Jasper wolves and vampires should unite to kill this newborn army!
No one at all apart from Bella likes this.
Leah can't believe i'm practicing fighting with vampires, thank god i brought my phone :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jacob WHY CAN'T YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bella likes this.
Bella Jacob, I love you too, but more like a pet dog than a boyfriend...
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Jacob a dog, seriously? Is this some kind of joke?
Emmett yay we won the fight against the newborns! :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Edward Joy to the world, Victoria's dead! I rippedddddd, offfff her head! What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty! Oh, thank God she's !
Bella likes this.
Esme Edward, how immature!
Edward fuck off bitch i'm on a highhhhhhhhhhhh!
Alice YAY! Edward and Bella are getting married!
Bella and Edward like this.
Jacob what the actual fuck how come i didn't know about this?
Charlie I agree with Jacob
Bella is married to Edward.
Bella SEX SEXXXX SEXX SEX SEXXX
Edward be lucky i ate the pillow and the headboard and not you
Jacob wtf?
Charlie don't forget to use a condom!
Bella oops, I'm pregnant
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Alice I TOTALLY seen it coming...literally ;)
Jacob Bitch!
Charlie what did i tell you about a condom bella!
Sam had a total bitch fight with Jacob.
Jacob likes Considering suicide.
Edward my face seriously looks like this right now 0_0
Bella giving birth, brb!
Renesmee joined Facebook.
Jacob has imprinted on Renesmee.
Renesmee gogo gaga im a babyyy
Edward I love my daughter :)
Bella likes this.
Bella OMG just had a great idea! Why don't we invite vampires from all over the world to our house for a HAAAUGEEEE fight with the Volturi?
Everyone likes this even though it's stupid.
Edward likes Loads of vampires being together for nothing
Bella I HAVE THE POWER OF THE FORCEFIELDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The Volturi this is shit, we're leaving
Renesmee likes looking older than you really are :)
Jacob life sucks, and then you die.
Renesmee likes this.
Bella changed her location to Happily Ever After.