A/N: So, Ino and I were getting pissed about how some authors make Naruto act when he's Sasuke's uke, and this is what evolved from that anger. Enjoy!

Iruka flipped another page in his book, giggling quietly to himself. He ignored his students as they turned to each other as they waited for a lesson that might never start.

He didn't look up as the door opened. He didn't move when a hand landed on his shoulder. He didn't make a sound until his precious book was ripped from his hands, and then he let out a pitiful whimper.

He stared up at his boyfriend, glaring at the copy nin. "What are you doing?"

"Don't read this in front of your students!" Kakashi exclaimed, waving his arms in the air. "You know better!"

"No I don't," Iruka said, crossing his arms over his chest. "Give me back my book."

"No. This book is disgusting and should be banned in the Land of Fire."

"No!" Iruka shot out of his seat, holding his arms out desperately. "You can't do it! Jiraiya-sama's work of art deserves to be taught in all classes!"

Kiba raised his hand, his face scrunched up in confusion. "Iruka-sensei, what are you reading?"

"Oh!" Iruka clapped his hands delightedly. "You see kids, it's time to learn about the wonderful pleasure of se—"

"NO!" Kakashi leapt forward and clamped a hand over Iruka's mouth. "They are not old enough, Iruka!"

Iruka pouted behind the hand and crossed his arms again. He slapped Kakashi's hand away. "Give me my book back."

"Promise you won't read it while you're supposed to be teaching."

"Promise."

Kakashi handed Iruka his book back and the brunette happily sat back down in his chair, opening to the page he had left off on.

"Hey! What happened to not reading when you're supposed to be teaching?"

"Oh," Iruka muttered, cocking his head to the side. "You meant now?"

"Of course I meant now!"

Kakashi held out his hand and Iruka forced himself to hand over his book. "If you harm my book in any way," Iruka threatened. "I swear I will kill you."

"But you love me."

"Doesn't matter. I will still kill you."

Kakashi sighed and slipped the book into his pack. "You have an issue."

"I do not have an issue. You are the one who has an issue."

"Says the person who reads porn in front of twelve-year-olds."

"It is not porn! It is a beautifully written romance novel!"

"Whatever," Kakashi muttered. He pressed a kiss to Iruka's cheek before stepping back and turning to leave. He waved and smiled, then he was gone with a poof of smoke.

The minute he was gone, Iruka grinned evilly and whipped out another copy of his book. "He never said that I couldn't read it when he wasn't there…"

A hand snatched his second copy from him and Kakashi shook his head. "I can't believe you would seriously think I was stupid enough to leave you with your second copy. You are sleeping on the couch for the rest of the month."

"But it's September 2nd!"

"You'll just have to live with sleeping on the couch."

"NOO!"

A/N: Kakashi is definitely uke. There are not enough stories where he is. We have just added another. We might add another chapter and make this a story of Iruka and Kakashi's relationship – maybe, maybe not. Never know. Anyways, you should leave a review. 'Cause you know, we're the most awesome people ever!

(Especially because Ino is here. You should review.)

InoSaysHi and Jayfeathers Stick signing out!