Rap battle - harry potter vs. Edward Cullen vs. Jacob black
I don't harry potter or twilight
Edward Cullen
*sarcastic tone*
Oh no! I'm so scared!
Please don't cast a spell on me,
I came unprepared!
Please don't hurt me with your gay little wand
*end of sarcastic tone*
Oh look! Here comes your boyfriend...Ron!
You got a scar on your head
Your parents are dead
You wear nerdy little glasses
And vampires kick nerd's asses!
Shut up and quit complaining!
You're so whiny!
I'm gonna screw you up just like I screwed Hermione!
Why don't you use a spell to give yourself a dick?
Then maybe you'd actually get girls!
But you better make it quick!
Cause I'm takin' them all
With my foot up your ass, I'm gonna make you scrawl!
Harry Potter:
Bloody hell!
What was that?
An epic fail!
That was absolutely horrible!
And by the way, my glasses are adorable!
More people dress as me when trick-or-treating!
I suggest you begin retreating
With one little word and a wave of my wand
I'll be whooping your ass like I was James Bonde
You can't battle against me! I'm the Chosen One
I'll whip my wand out and watch you run
You're just a pale white nerd
The only theatre you've ever been played in
Is the theatre of the absurd
You have little fangs
But you're still never gonna bang
I'm a freakin' soon-to-be Wizard
I could end you now with a spell of garlic blizzard!
Edward Cullen:
Too bad your actor takes pics that are nude
Don't you think J.K. Rowling found that kinda rude?
Glad my actor is more mature
I can trust him to keep my dick safe and secure
I'll shove your wand up your ass
Put you in a full body cast
Screw Hogwarts and magic!
Vampires is where it's at
Your movies are tragic!
Put on your invisible cloak
I'll still find you
I'll sink my fangs in your throat
You can't run
You can't hide
I'm a star worldwide!
You're a little porn star with a rape conviction
You can't defeat me because
I'm the mother f**king king of fiction!
Harry Potter:
Abra ca freakin' dabra!
Your actor died in the Tri Wizard Tournament if I'm not mistaken!
I'll burn you down with my magic and serve you up to Queen Elizabeth with a side of bacon!
The only reason you won't show off your body is because you don't have anything to show!
You've got no beauty anywhere from head to toe
I'd make fun of Twilight but I've never seen the movies or read the books!
All I know is Jacob Black whoops your ass!
Physically and with his good looks
That sounded so gay!
Edward, the point is
No one likes you, listen to what I say!
Jacob Black:
Shut up and have a seat, Potter
This rap battle just got a whole lot hotter
I'm in control now
I'm about to show you just how
Neither of you can compete
In my limousine of ladies, you two are welcome to sit in the ejection seat
You said you're the king of fiction, Edward?
Think again
I ruled the fictional world when I ripped off my shirt!
Because these muscles can't be contained!
I put the both of you into shame!
I have nothing against twilight or harry potter I have read both books and think both are good
I also have nothing against the actors of these characters, I think they are all hot
Tell me who won
Edward Cullen
Harry potter
Jacob black
Purple1guy
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