Austin Powers: The Hidden Shag in The Family
An AP fanfic by Avatardy13
Chapter 1: Opening Theme; New Recruit
"Well, Dr. E- I mean Dougie, now that you're a full-fledged spy, how would you like to be on our team?" said Austin Powers, talking to his brother, the former Dr. Evil, now discovered to be Dougie Powers.
"Yeah, sure!" Dougie said.
"Awesome, welcome to the team!" said Foxxy Cleopatra, Austin's current girlfriend.
"Smashing, yes, but to truly be a groovy spy like me, you've gotta pass a test." Austin said.
"Test, what test?" questioned Dougie
"...A test of mojo, baby, YEAH!" Austin excitibly said. "Hit it!" Then his theme, Soul Bossa Nova, started to play, and Austin got up and danced. He grooved out the door, and then Dougie and Foxxy exchanged questioning looks, but then followed him anyway. They got outside and found that Austin had a whole posse dancing with him, so Foxxy and Dougie danced along with them.
After their little dance, they're back in their hotel room.
"Congrats, baby, you passed!" Austin said. Dougie gave him a big smile. Just then, Basil Exposition, their assignment manager, messaged Austin. "Hello, Austin!" he said
"Oh, hey, Basil, what's kickin'?" Foxxy said.
"Well, Foxxy, you three are going to be getting a new recruit who's new to the agency. She's thirteen." Basil stated.
"Woah, thirteen? Wow, she must be good." said Austin
"Her name is Audrey..." Basil then paused. "Um, let's just call her Audrey for now."
"Ohh... kay, then..." Dougie said. "When do we get to meet her?"
"You can all come over by the agency and greet her." Basil said.
"Smashing, let's go!" said Austin.
At the agency, the group was waiting at the entrance for Basil and the new recruit. Basil and Audrey came to them soon after they arrived. Audrey had brown hair, blue eyes, thin black glasses, and a pink spy-ish outfit. "Hello there." she said. She had a British accent.
"Why hello there, Ms. Audrey." Austin said with a smile. "Welcome to our team."
"Thanks, luv." Audrey replied.
Austin and Dougie's dad, Nigel Powers, appeared with them also. "Well, it's good to see you all here together." he said
"Oh hey dad!" Austin said.
"Whatcha doing here?" said Dougie.
"Oh, just here to see my three favorite kids."
"Aw, you're so sweet, makin' it like I'm in the family." Foxxy said with a smile.
"Oh, you're not the third one, Foxxy, she is." Nigel gestured to Audrey.
"HUH?" Austin and Dougie exclaimed.
"Not another family secret!" Austin whined.
"Yes.. meet you sister, Audrey... Powers." Nigel said -
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DISCLAMER: Austin Powers is rightfully owned by New Line Cinema.