Disclaimer: I still don't own Sailor Moon, you bunch of crazies! If I did that would be Sofa-king good! Get it? Get it? Huh? No…? Fine.
On Uniforms...
-- Rei/Minako --
"What's with those damn mini-skirts anyway?"
"I don't know... but if one more monster tries to sneak a peek...I'm going to give them a shock they won't forget."
"...Eh... monsters...peek? At my girlfriend? I don't think so."
"It's not a good idea to get jealous in the middle of a fight, Rei-chan..."
"I guess."
"...but do it anyway."
-- Ami/Makoto --
"They don't seem very practical, do they?"
"I think it is possible for the skirt to be a sign of empowerment. And I suppose from a fighter's point of view that the tight clothing could make it easier to kick."
"Yeah... I know that I have to hike the middle of my gi up whenever I kick...why not just give us really dorky pants?"
"Mako-chan.. if you want to try for dorky pants next time we transform than you go right ahead. I like my empowering skirt. Gives me an edge."
"...You're damn beautiful in that skirt."
"That edge exactly."
-- Haruka/Michiru --
"I've never really thought about the skirt...surprising isn't it?"
"No.. I'm sure you were too busy looking at Ami-chan's legs."
"Jealous?"
"Maybe."
"You know your legs are the only ones I want to look at."
An impish giggle.
-- Hotaru/Chibi-Usa --
"Helios says he likes my mini-skirt."
"I don't see what's so bad about them... they haven't really gotten in the way as far as I can tell."
"People are just being silly. Skirts are pretty... "
"I think we should ask why we have bows... if there is anything more confusing, it's the bows."
"Um.. they come in handy as a random first aid device? And if you manage to get them off the uniform I think you can--"
"Choke the life out of someone?"
"Um... use it as a scarf."
"Oh... Helios eh?"
"...Don't change the subject."
-- Setsuna/Queen Serenity --
"They're wondering again..."
"Let them wonder."
"Should I--"
"No. I want to see how long they'll fight in mini-skirts before they decide to ask. Thanks for playing along."
"That's a little cruel, don't you think? It's been a few thousand years."
"I've still got that mischievous spirit in me from my youth... you remember."
"I do."
-- Endymion/Neo Queen Serenity --
"Mamo-chan...?"
"Yes?"
"Do you think I still fit into my sailor uniform?"
"Mm.. I think it might be a little too big...why?
A childish giggle...
"Oh...that's kinky."
Fin…
End Note: Hope that made you happy. Hope it made you giggle like Michiru or laugh gracelessly like Usagi. One or the other… I'm not picky. Thanks!